kdarlin

i’m unhappy, Maurice

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

I have 2 moods

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

THE IMPEACHMENT WONT PASS IN THE SENATE! He is still the President today and will be the President in 2020. You Silly liberals

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

“Your annual physical’s fake” 😂💀😂 this post is a mess😂😂😂

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Your teeth are fake.
Your skin-color’s fake.
Your annual physical’s fake.
Your bone-spurs are fake.
Your taxes are fake.
Your Time Magazine covers are fake.
Your charity’s fake.
Your university’s fake.
Your hair looks like a big bowl of Chinese, “Bird’s Nest Soup.”

Take a seat.

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

DON’T DO SCARLETT LIKE THAT LMFAO

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

Idk where tf i picked up calling everyone “baby” as if i’m a 50 y/o mom... i’ll seriously be like “hey baby can you do this for me” at work or some shit.. i promise i’m not being condescending like idek

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

@mckenziemeador YOUR OLD HAMSTER💀

[odessey @odesseymartinez]

DAWG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

@mckenziemeador Yeah but they like it

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

Dog owners really be making their pets do the most💀

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

One furrito hold the guac

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

@justinem_clark Dance moms

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

Trial????? ????? For what????? Good byeeeeeee lmao

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Don’t worry, Mr. President. I’ll see you at your trial.

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

@mckenziemeador It’s true lmao

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

Don’t procrastinate on finals b/c one day you will get hit by a semi truck, nearly die, & not do any school work for 6 days because you’re sore, & then you will be extremely behind on everything

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

@mckenziemeador “I GOTTA TELL YA SUMM, BACON IS GOOD FOR ME” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

I THINK @mckenziemeador AND I HAD THIS SAME FIGHT😂😂😂

[• 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚢 • @CourtneyRutled]

“You’re only 21, you have time”

Yes, maybe if I wanted 1-2 kids then I would have time, but no. I want a lot of kids. I want to date for awhile before I marry & be married for a few years before I start having kids. So yes, I’m only 21, but I know what I want for my future.

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

So not only did i just take my 3rd shower since the accident, but i still combed more glass out of my hair and cut my finger on more glass as i was doing my laundry from the accident😅😂😅

[kdarlin @kaeladarling]

Rain drop, drop top, a semi truck hit my car and took half my roof off😅