Your teeth are fake.
Your skin-color’s fake.
Your annual physical’s fake.
Your bone-spurs are fake.
Your taxes are fake.
Your Time Magazine covers are fake.
Your charity’s fake.
Your university’s fake.
Your hair looks like a big bowl of Chinese, “Bird’s Nest Soup.”
Take a seat.
Idk where tf i picked up calling everyone “baby” as if i’m a 50 y/o mom... i’ll seriously be like “hey baby can you do this for me” at work or some shit.. i promise i’m not being condescending like idek
Don’t procrastinate on finals b/c one day you will get hit by a semi truck, nearly die, & not do any school work for 6 days because you’re sore, & then you will be extremely behind on everything
“You’re only 21, you have time”
Yes, maybe if I wanted 1-2 kids then I would have time, but no. I want a lot of kids. I want to date for awhile before I marry & be married for a few years before I start having kids. So yes, I’m only 21, but I know what I want for my future.
So not only did i just take my 3rd shower since the accident, but i still combed more glass out of my hair and cut my finger on more glass as i was doing my laundry from the accident😅😂😅