Teacher: From where did the word "WIFE" come from?
Student: Ma'am, it is derived by taking the first 2& last 2 alphabets from the word "WILDLIFE".
And the remaining words "LDLI" are for the husband:
"Last Day of Living Independently" ๐คช๐คช
A woman will leave you because you have no job.
And the same woman will leave you because you're so busy with your job.
Remember, you'll loose money when you're chasing women.
But you'll never loose women when you're chasing money ๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช