kaelin

25 | tiny human tamer | she/her

[kaelin @kaelincook]

my mom was cleaning out my younger brothers old room & she found this note

[kaelin @kaelincook]

@emmycolleen @IGN Muahahah 👹

[trash jones @jzux]

me, age 22 (hopeful): anything can happen!

me now (horrified): anything can happen

[kaelin @kaelincook]

@Morgansiobhang @NickBarasch Appleton was blessed with that tumble/slide across stage; but I’m not gonna lie it looked pretty cool

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Every time my family questions me why I’m not married and don’t have kids

[kaelin @kaelincook]

@MariahRoseFaith Gotta love convos like these 💖

[kaelin @kaelincook]

Beth and I saw @hadestown last night and it was SO good that afterwards I bought tickets & saw it again today with Jaden. The entire show was just WOW wow wow 😭

[kaelin @kaelincook]

@NickBarasch Honestly I almost couldn’t tell, since Orpheus is clumsy anyway, but then you kept sliding so far 😭😂

[marian @gayrauder]

cedric diggory: hogwarts band:

[No It’s Not @VeroniKaboom]

What is today? The 4th? The 5th? The minor fall? The major lift? idek

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

best ornament award goes to

[kaelin @kaelincook]

@ohjesusfuck Thought that was me then realized my brows aren’t that good 🥴

[kaelin @kaelincook]

I can’t share this on facebook bc I’m friends with my bosses 🤷🏼‍♀️