princess kae of the milky way

i’m not a man but i am a cowboy

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not @LaurieHernandez quoting vine while she’s commentating the olympic gymnastics women’s team finals she really is the people’s princess #OlympicGames #Gymnastics

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The way I have been WAITING for cottage cheese to enter her slay era and HERE SHE IS

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If I had a nickel for every time I sobbed to a folky indie rock song that references 🧛🏻‍♂️supernatural creatures🐺 I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice @JasonIsbell and @brandicarlile

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My bf put on the new episode of #TheLastOfUs and it was just gonna be on in the background while I got some of my work done but IM SORRY I AM WEEPING I THOUGHT THIS WAS A ZOMBIE SHOW

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@nbitt10 UR DONE

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LISTEN UP I’m watching IRON CHEF AMERICA and they referred to these bad boys as WALKING TACOS not tacos in a bag okay debate SOLVED

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we’re watching the prince of egypt and my roommate just called moses a nepo baby

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I’m workshopping new habits and routines for 2023 and lemme tell you. Getting up early, for its 5th year running, will not be one of them.

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@gillianhemme @JihyunYun2nd Came here to say this!

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@draecomalfoyy Hahahahahah and we’re all still here in the morning

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This was the only tweet in my drafts 🥲

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Just out here raw dogging sleep (no weighted blanket, no night night meditation)

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If this is my last tweet I want to dedicate it to my grandma (now 100 years old) who may very well outlive twitter and was more famous on this app than I ever was.

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My 95-year-old grandma got a Google Home for Christmas and it’s the purest thing of 2018

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I’ll miss during Halloween when @JasonIsbell changes his name to Jason IsBOO.

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@nattydubbss 😂😂😂

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@nattydubbss RIP Twitter thanks for allowing me to have an interaction with Nat where she came up to me in the bar and told me my tweets were funny

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Just out here raw dogging sleep (no weighted blanket, no night night meditation)

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I guess it’s time to post all the drafts, huh? (I only have one tweet in my drafts.)

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Idk who to talk to about this but I am begging for a The Holiday prequel about Arthur Abbott in the golden age of Hollywood like PLS it would be so amazing come on Nancy Meyers give this to me

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@pschmtt Ah. Omelette bar.

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Times I’ve watched Little Women this year: 0.75

Times I’ve cried while watching Little Women this year: 3

Will update at the end of the season.