kaelly.©

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

there is no way this can be true. paprika is delicious ??????

[janice griffith *DO NOT TAG ME IN NSFW CONTENT @rejaniced]

when did u learn paprika was bell peppers? for me it was yesterday

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

@mashushi I don’t

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

@brnbailey PREACH

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

Idk how in the heck I made it to the “hot single dude” side of tiktok but I AM UPSET. Why are they all so hot?!? And how do I meet them?!? Are they real?!?! This is the worst dating app I’ve ever downloaded

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

I wish I was the kind of girl who “forgot” to eat meals. But one time I forgot that I had already eaten so I ate two dinners on accident

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

if only I could’ve read this back in 2008

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

This is how I run. Isn’t this how everyone runs? “Just gotta run 1 mile 5 times. Easy”

[WhyS @frenchwalll]

I used to be in class like: "got 40 mins left, two 20 min halves. Just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times."

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

if you don’t say “whores devores” in your head every single time before realizing that it really just says OR DERV, you’re lying

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

guys seriously how fucking shocked were you the first time you saw hors d'oeuvres written out

[Lauren Bonner @laurenybonner]

At the shops: I mustn’t buy a little chocolate treat
When I get home: I wish I had a little chocolate treat

[emma !!! @emma_kronmiller]

just realized when you get married everyone looks at your side profile the whole ceremony so that’s gonna be a no from me dawg

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

so what time am I supposed to start drinking today?

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

why would they call it a grapefruit. there already is a grape fruit. it's called a grape. someone messed up here

[cubosh @cubosh]

you ever see a church sign writer go supernova

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Why did I have to learn what a rhombus is? literally nothing is rhombus shaped.

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

@mashushi If this isn’t about tanya’s sweater yesterday, I’m disappointed 😂

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

@brnbailey I know the answer you want me to pick & I just want you to know: you’re wrong

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

people keep posting all these fancy meals they’re learning to make in quarantine. I made a box of brownies this week & have eaten it every morning for breakfast #fit

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Why the fuck did I buy a 2020 planner

[kaelly.© @kaellywelsh]

homeschool day #542: the third grader started calling me “roundy” “just for fun”