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[Holding @filluppeeeno]

Auntie Anne’s app down for anyone else?

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

if squid game happened to me in real life I would be like omg

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

can everyone stop getting engaged I’m getting scared

[nick @dialnfornick]

Seated

[Caitlin 🇮🇪 @caitlinstemp]

no heated rivalry is wild

[hydra @blephin2]

idgaf a fuck

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

need to learn the phonetic alphabet because i just said “r as in rupaul” and the person on the other end started laughing…..

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

if you need me i’ll be in the autism steamroller

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Me, still scrolling through Lindsey Graham jokes.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Connor Storrie has received his first Emmy nomination for his appearance on SNL.

See the full nominees list: https://t.co/w7tjYoNu6a

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

oh i’m sorry were you planning on renting it out yourself this weekend?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

shaved my entire body for taywedding tonight just in case

[orion @cosmlcfire]

in your car the radio up
in your car the radio up

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Hudson Williams has won the Best Lead Performer in a Drama Series award at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards for ‘HEATED RIVALRY.’

[Ky @_k_pn]

Reminder Donald Trump is the only US President with a mugshot

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 NEW: Zohran Mamdani to permanently fund NYC libraries and parks.

Libraries will no longer have to plead for funding each year.

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything