kae

[kae @kaemashup]

@AmtrakNECAlerts Plz give me enough points to sit in the Amtrak lounge to make up for this 2x longer than normal ride.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

trump supporters please be serious. if this was your father you’d put him in a home

[kae @kaemashup]

i do! @Lvhbigman :)

[Joe Gatto @Joe_Gatto]

Does anyone really know a Larry? Asking for a friend.

[kae @kaemashup]

@MarkusInDarkus @933WMMR you’re the best. here’s dad with his girls 🩷

[kae @kaemashup]

So @933WMMR - any chance you have saturday’s recording of @MarkusInDarkus giving us a shout out before the sunset song? it was the day we brought our daughter home and was so special. we were too busy crying happy tears to try and record it but it was the sweetest thing ever.

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

📰| Students with a high GPA listen to @TaylorSwift13 the most, according to a new study

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

[kae @kaemashup]

i knew i shouldn’t have bough barbie tickets in advance…. 👶🏻

[kae @kaemashup]

single digit countdown until i stop posting about being pregnant.

[kae @kaemashup]

my mom didn’t respond to my 87 texts or 3 phone calls today so i sent her some random picture of a baby in the hospital

[kae @kaemashup]

tonight i explained “lightning crotch” to my husband ⚡️✨

[kae @kaemashup]

pixar putt in philly looks so cool but $107 for me, my husband and 2 kids to play mini golf? bruh.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

First rule of hydrate club: Stay hydrated.

Second rule of hydrate club: Tell everyone you know about hydrate club.

Third rule of hydrate club: Just a minute…need a bathroom break.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Holy shit what is wrong with you?

“Sound of Freedom” is a dangerous child-trafficking exploitation film being weaponized to incite a death cult to target Democrats in order to destabilize American democracy.

It was funded by actual sex traffickers and accused sexual predators.

The brainwashed “star” believes Satanic Democrats are drinking children’s blood and regularly appears at Mike Flynn’s QAnon radicalization events.

The alleged “hero” of the film has funneled tens of millions of dollars from donations to his own bank accounts after raising money from conspiracy theories like children being shipped in Wayfair furniture—and from selling “the raid experience” to wealthy donors.

At the end of the film people are invited to donate money to frauds using their phones.

Your “review” elides all of this and gives it credit for having an authentic purpose or story.

It’s QAnon propaganda and you just helped it along.
Par for the course for you guys these days I guess.

[kae @kaemashup]

i’ve never gone into labor on my own and likely won’t this pregnancy either but all week, anytime i go anywhere, i think “what would i do if my water broke right now?” like would i just walk out and leave it on the floor? alert someone?

[kae @kaemashup]

wtf. do they not make berry kix anymore?! i’m sure they stopped selling them in like 2000 but of course this is what i’m thinking about while v pregnant and deciding what cereal i want this week.

[kae @kaemashup]

the red raspberry leaf tea, dates and walking are catching up to me in the form of “oh, these are contractions.” not consistent thankfully cause i got some items to check off my to do list first.

[kae @kaemashup]

no one wants the knockoff band shirts half off after the show. we want soft pretzels and snacks when we have to wait in 40+ mins of traffic to leave the parking lot. and you know what there’s none of? SNACKS!

[kae @kaemashup]

side effect of the steroid shot i got in my butt - mood & sleep disturbances. tracks. should be great for my 8am kick off call.

[kae @kaemashup]

@higginsar i feel like he would love it too — he just doesn’t get it 🙃

[kae @kaemashup]

asked my husband to get me a bidet for
my 35th birthday and he thinks i’m joking. i can 1000% confidently say i’m not joking and that is what i want.