kaethecelt

reason #1: i'm having fun
reason #2: fuck you
reason #3: there's only one me

[kaethecelt @kaethecelt]

2020 got me like

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything https://t.co/Nd36yDqGCf

[kaethecelt @kaethecelt]

@ElisabethDare WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING

[trash jones @jzux]

siblings are important because they’re like external hard drives for your memories and personality. you can text them stuff like “what do i want for Christmas”

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘You’ll Be Swimming With the Fishes,’ Says Mobster Warning of the Impacts of Rising Sea Levels: https://t.co/PEI0nagNuM

[Reductress @Reductress]

Study Reveals Libraries Honestly Cool as Fuck: https://t.co/uOmkghhpKw

[Happy. @HappySinger]

Keeping up with the Kardashians is exhausting tbh.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Risks Entire Career, Livelihood for 15 More Minutes of Sleep: https://t.co/cKaHfAYjov

[Abbie Veitch @abbiev44]

climate reporters today

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

“I just want to move to the middle of nowhere in the mountains” you get Starbucks 3 times a day what are you talking about

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my tummy hurts. pretty sure 40oz of coffee will fix it

[Reductress @Reductress]

Cool! This Woman Taught Herself To Fart When People Ask Her When She's Going to Have Kids: https://t.co/g10SQeFZry

[Reductress @Reductress]

How to Relax Even Though It's Not Possible: https://t.co/OdJW8LnQHg

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I think the reason everyone is getting married so young is because of the wedding registry. I’m over here living in sin having to buy my own Dyson and it’s messed up. I want a registry.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Goals! This Woman Has a Master’s Degree She Often Forgets About: https://t.co/lo3HX5wXZl

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

when they say “it’s a 9-5 job” what they mean is “it’s an 8-6 job including commute” and what they really mean is “this cubicle shall be your tomb”

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Reductress @Reductress]

‘I Deserve a Little Treat,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Denied Herself Anything: https://t.co/hXivvCyogC

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over