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You can't crap in my cornflakes and convince me its chocolate sprinkles, because chocolate is sweet and pretty soon that crap is gonna melt.

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

#DaveChappelle #Feminism
The tragic comedy of truth

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

Tribunal de justiça de SC : Justiça por Mariana Ferrer - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/P8eC0uLski via @Change

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

@hollyshortall I'm sorry the Twitter world is such a dumpster fire filled with soggy trash haters. What a bunch of basic bitches without class, mostly adult men!

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

@shapat_ @hollyshortall Bitchy Shapeezy.. Idea: Go jump back up your mothers butt and ask her while in there why she threw herself down the stairs while pregnant with you.

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

@iamjohnoliver "Sneeze in my macflurry you pensive bison"; Snap off my toes you big, unwashed Buffalo". Bison or Buffalo? Which makes you more Adam Driver? Also What about Exe Orders this week? $200 less and 100% stupid whattheabsolutefuck?

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

@iamjohnoliver
"Pull my heart out my ear you meaty oak tree". "Break my fingers U brooding mountain". Have I put too much energy into this, and Is this inappropriate? Yes. I'm a struggling comic & Ur 100% better. #Feminism

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

@LastWeekTonight
Slap a restraining order on me you forlorn block. Beg me to stop you menacing obstacle. #Feminism #thirsty #johnoliverreigns

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

Straight Thirsty for this unacceptable monstrosity. Slap a restraining order on me you forlorn block. Gives me joy.

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

Its all psychological! #aceventuraforever #SundayThoughts

[Jim O'Heir @JimOHeir]

Sometimes when you’re at @terrycrews 30th anniversary party #StevieWonder starts singing. You know ... sometimes. WTF????? Mind Blown! Still in shock. #HappyAnniversaryRebeccaandTerry #HappyBirthdayTerry https://t.co/p64xxSqcB7

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

Perfect joke

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

Update: I have started to receive job interviews and mentoring opportuntie... https://t.co/O2FfQzl7ic

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

Emergency Oral Surgery https://t.co/ysGrlpORO5

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

I found a great doctor everyone! He knows my family history and hopefully... https://t.co/O2FfQzl7ic

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

A T.V anchor used the phrase " Carrying their water" referring to the female prosecutor used by the R senators. That colloquial phrase comes from the fact that all over the rural & 3rd world, women & girls spend their days walking upto 8 miles to CARRY 2lit on back on their heads

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

@hasanthehun Just like a man, Looks big on the outside, begins as tiny soldier underneath.

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

@ikebarinholtz The stuff of nightmares

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

@DWoms14 @rainnwilson @johnkrasinski Perfect

[Delaney @DWoms14]

#DwightNight @rainnwilson @johnkrasinski

[The_Breast_Chestnut @kaetlynRae]

@FoxNews @TomiLahren @foxandfriends You are so, so, so dumb. You blonde, irritating, slack-jawed butthole of a person.