Kyle

We toast, with bitter dregs, to our emptiness. #Single #Linger

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

prelude / angry young man —— threads & more .

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

Me and my friends would've killed The Broncos with hammers I can tell you that much

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

Only Canadians would make being a spineless loser a personality trait lol

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

Misleading title because there's no way anything related to Canada can ever be pure

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

After some new information... Would this count as selfcest?

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

Mike Faist, Josh O’Connor and Kyle Broflovski reunite in London

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Mike Faist and Josh O’Connor reunite in London

📸: @sxspirium

[Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I'm just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying "Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain."

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

4 glasses of wine vs 5 glasses of wine

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

still think abortion is cool? why not ask your...
aborted gf: i'm sorry you never got to cheat on me.
aborted homunculus: i would've wanted to be an outlet for your violent emotions.
aborted drake: you could've used to call me on my cellphone.

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Every NFL quarterback has died #EveryNFLQuarterbackHasDied

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

Hobbit Day... I wish death upon all who have ever insulted Frodo or Bilbo. IDIOTS! IDIOTS!

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

fucking let it linger? Do you fucking have to, do you fucking have to, do you fucking have to let it linger?

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

So, why were you holding her fucking hand? Is that the way we fucking stand? Were you loyal all the fucking time? Was it just a fucking game to you? But I'm in so fucking deep, you know I'm such a fucking fool for you, you got me wrapped around your fucking finger, do you have to

[mallory 🎳 @4uchampp]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LITERATURE
PONYBOY CURTIS
VS
HOLDEN CAULFIELD
BEGIN!

Ponyboy: Where do the ducks go when it becomes winter? I think I gotta answer! They wanna get the DUCK AWAY FROM YOU!

Holden tearing up: *flicks cigarette* I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you-

[Normie 🐧 @NixToWaddle]

I vandalized this statue last night. My name is Alex Singleton and I play linebacker for the Denver Broncos.

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

@SKREWUGUYZ @BigTittyLuvr69 #Haha #Lol #LmfaoEven #Rofl #xD

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

Awww this is me and Oomf ❤️

[Schlub @2hufuk]

thank you for telling me

[Kyle @kafkaesque269]

Whenever I think I loathe our president more than anyone, he has to pick a fight with the Canadians so now I have to support them or I'll look deranged 🙄 Thank you for that! #LetsBombThem

[Sam שמואל @Tzioni2]

As Yom Kippur approaches, to everyone I’ve wronged, been mean to or been rude to this year, please take some time to reflect on what you did to make me act that way.

[𖦹 @moncheriecream]

My main got sussed for quoting this so out of spite I logged onto my alt account. Torture device

[heidi @heytherenrds]

rubber tung