Kathryn C

Wife. Christ-Follower. Meticulous. Cheese-lover. New to the world of mommahood!

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

Shout out to the @MontereyAq for creating a stellar nursing mother's lounge! Just in case no one has said it, Thank you! #mommahood

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

Text to my husband: "Stupid Bert and Ernie are singing about how wonderful sleep is. I want to punch them both in the face!"
2 hrs of sleep is not a good look for me. #motherhood #parenting

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

@JonAcuff My neighbor has been dumping lighter fluid, gasoline and bleach along her fence line to ward off lizards. We don't have Nextdoor but maybe we should to document these shenanigans.

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

@Starbucks Looks like I have some traveling to do!! Well done, Starbucks. \|m/

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

@Starbucks Looks like I have some traveling to do!! Well done, Starbucks. \|m/

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

@shnsf Wicked!

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

Please tell me someone else caught the #Lost reference on the latest @CW_Arrow episode?!

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

I really wish @amazon had a "Hide from Husband" feature on placed orders.😉#Prime

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

Really hoping the cool folks at @asana get my #HitchikersGuide reference in my "Deactivate Account" note. :) Pleasure working with you.

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

Shout out to @amazon for having rock star customer service! The way they take care of their customers = me buying #allthethings on #Prime

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

"Do not put the cheese on the family photo!" #thingsparentssay #motherhood

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

@JonAcuff Too bad it's not two letters because I'd read "Plunger Games"

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

Perk of getting a new wallet: Your toddler thinks your old wallet is still off-limits and will sit and play with it quietly #win #motherhood

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

#MomPurse #Motherhood

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

It's 1:00 and my daughter has said my name 127 times.
Yes. I counted.
No. The day isn't over.
Guesses on the final tally?
#MamaMommyMama

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

Best things to eat at the #StanCoFair?

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

@organizedclean I'm searching for a pin I saved but my link is broken. I've scoured your new site to no avail. Any help?

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

In today's news, my daughter has found licking the front window as an enjoyable activity ... 10 min before guests arrive #mommahood #toddler

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

Me: Can I have a hug?
Emily: No
Me: *Fake cries*
Emily: Momma? *Hugs me*
...let the decades of manipulation & guilt commence #win #mommahood

[Kathryn C @kafroom47]

And the winner of best announcers go to #StanGrad