kelp

please help

[kelp @kagelander]

@HassanforMi @POTUS How’d it go?

[kelp @kagelander]

I AM A BLIND ASS BIRD

WHERE THE HELL ARE WORMS?!

[kelp @kagelander]

@w00t I never spring forward. I could hurt myself, due to the blindness.

[kelp @kagelander]

@w00t Is it chill? I’m blind.

[kelp @kagelander]

@NHLBlackhawks @blockfills It’s been longer since this team had hope.

[kelp @kagelander]

@espn @ESPNPlus “This event hasn’t started yet”

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Hey @MattWalshBlog, This is me getting back to you

https://t.co/Ks2lRxbuvv

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

What every Conservative Campaign video looks like to me..

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

A story in three parts:

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

133 mass shootings in US already this year: let's make it easier to buy guns

2 cases of voter fraud in 2020: let's make it harder to vote

[Megh Wright @megh_wright]

if you watch Gutfeld! with the framing that Gutfeld's dying wish is to be a real late night comedy host with an audience who laughs at all his jokes, so his friends got together and planned it out and worked hard to make that wish come true for him, it's actually very sweet

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Literally the American military goes to low income high schools and lies to children to get them to participate in American imperialism.

Literally the Army and Navy stream ON TWITCH

[fredesque @FredTaming]

if the fast & furious franchise doesn't end with a movie called The Last & the Furious what the hell are we even doing

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

h/t @hello5575 @GretaTOK

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

OH COME ON!

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I was always nerdy, so ppl assumed I read comics.

But I didn’t.

But I was too socially awkward to explain why, so I read comics & watched superhero movies so I wouldn’t have to explain why I don’t read comics & watch superhero movies

But not the Snyder Cut

Because, fuck that.

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

Good lunch table at Pace HS today!

[DC Pierson @DCpierson]

Stanley Tucci doing one of those actors-over-50-playing-grizzled-revenge-machine movies where he seeks out and exterminates anyone who heats olive oil past its smoke point

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Wait... People still GAF about Michael Rapaport?

Why?

[Chris Redd @Reddsaidit]

I was also there!