Kagesama

[Kagesama @kagesama]

no birds to watch. no carpet to muss. too tired to chase skinny. I hate myself. time to eat. then a nap.

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dun tell but sometimes me and skinny cuddle. is that weird? cuz she's my sister and all. ah who cares, she cleans that place under my chin.

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Ho ho, someone forgot to shut the bathroom door.

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she doin that thing where she looks at me and opens her mouth but I don't hear anything. what is this witchcraft!?

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I heard cabinet and cold box open but she not cooking. is okay. I wait.

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Living room check dining room check bathroom check bedroom check kitchen...nom nom nom...check. yup. still all mine.

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not good. chow reserves are low. I'll just streeetch myself out right here in front of the bowl - what are you looking at, skinny? MY CHOW!!

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oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...BLEEEAAAAAH. *looks* its almost edible. but I don't thinks it tastes quite as good second time.

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hmm she appears to be gone. now, after a night of fasting, I feast!

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*snuffle* *lionmouth* yup, that's catnipooooooooooo CHARGE! TAKE THAT RUG!