sarita ⛤

bcn 22

[Emilk 🧟 @Emilk010]

some people are really good at making their steam accounts unrecognizable like i dont remember friending a dude named osama bin fartin

[eoin @penduglurrrm]

very me

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

I still think about this.

[Old Ric @old_ric]

living near a research university means i'll constantly see flyers that say things like "do you deal with depression by drinking alcohol and jacking it crazy style? participate in our research study for a $100 crumbl gift card!"

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Thinking about the time I got lost inside the duvet cover while trying to match up the corners and my cats all thought I was playing a game and started beating the sh*t out of me.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

they would've stoned you to death for saying this back in woke 1.0

[unofficial jade harley of musictwt ΘΔ @nepetism_]

smoking on that Squidward's Suicide

[princesa monobloke @_azulah]

Hoy puse en el pizarrón "alumnos sin aura" y fui anotando a los que no trabajaban y al toque se convirtió en un oasis de paz síganme para más tips sobre manejo de grupos

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

😲

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga at work tried to dap me up and followed by a booyah this nigga think I’m cyborg

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

😭😭😭

[never better @wiremxther]

sent $300 to a girl for mutual aid to help her stay in her apartment and she killed herself the next day