Fly Shorty

I'm not a one in a million kind of girl... I'm a once in a lifetime kind of woman.

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

I'm a very independent woman but I have no desire dating someone who watches me do everything on my own.

[Shawry For Shelves :-) @biggmammaaaaaaa]

You guys like men too much

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

You ever NOTICE how the MEN who actually RESPECTS women get treated the WORST 🤔😭

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Imagine not living your best life because you want to be called wife material

[Muthoni💜 @So_nnii]

Kenya counterfeit authority wakifika kwa fake friends wataanza na mimi 😭

[Hazel Kotu @aclasshazel]

You can deactivate, be mysterious, quit alcohol and still fail to achieve anything.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnnap]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

The man you’re not attracted to bringing you flowers and stability

[monka @MsMacharia]

No kugeria mani.

[Out the way… @N0_Fabrication]

Ppl do be asking why you not in a relationship like it’s a drivers license or something ..man you know how many things have to align for a relationship to happen lol

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I think we underestimate how difficult it is to find genuine partners.

[Fly Shorty @kagway]

@Pombembaya 👌

[Juma @JmJuma1]

This nigga has made my day.🤣🤣💔

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Kupanda ndege na rais alafu anashuka wa kwanza anaenda kumngoja afike alafu anashtuka kumuona anamkaribisha huko.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

When your government tells you; "we're all in the same boat!"

[Bwogo🇰🇪 @1Clinton2]

Maths teachers realizing that cells multiply by dividing 💀😂

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people