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the anna delvey of chicago | now meghan markle of paris | soundcloud premium subscriber

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please don’t ask me out in the british museum. thanks.

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#dexter: "the terrasse calls my name but sadly so does my manager"

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moves like jagger is top ten for me

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#casey: “i’m about to cry thinking about tomorrow. the song.”

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Drake Podcast. Drake Brain Dump. Drake Diary. in that order

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is Drake the Batman of Toronto?

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bread bowl

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12:12 like to view ratio on my story right now, never seen before

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#jules: « we just have to get drunk and talk to that weird guy who touched us »

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number of times i’ve driven in france: 1

number of traffic infractions i’ve gotten in france: 2

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is imessage down???

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#dexter: if i could describe you in three words…fun, crazy, tuna

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feeling extra like the meghan markle of paris bc i’ve been at work for 12 hours and now i’m ordering sushi on the firm

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if they did death row concert instead of meal i’d have to go with pitbull

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really excited to announce that i’ve been washing my dishes with almond scented hand soap for the last month and only just realized!

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open carrying chicken breast on the metro rn. du poulet.

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someone’s grandma has been crushing the one stairmaster at my gym for the last 30 mins like respect??? #frenchgrandma

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the concept of a girl who moves abroad and becomes upset when none of the grocery stores in her new city carry her essentials (chili oil, almond flour, bone broth)

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@julesy102 you read me wrong ; it’s crashout a la daniel schmidt not gorgeous girls who write beautiful poetry

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to be a lawyer is to be high-achieving in a constant crashout headspace

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chase customer service is the true ninth circle of hell