NEWS HEADLINES
1 US Dollar = 130 Kenyan Shillings
2. Localman who stole sh 3.9M in EASTLEIGH arrested buying a car in Mombasa
3. Safaricom seeks Kshs 75 billion tax waiver before M-Pesa split
4. State House Kenya, spent Kshs 3 Million to buy umbrellas
5. Nakuru Senator Tabitha Karanja's Keroche breweries among 29 license suspended distillers. Others include African Spirits and London distillers
6. MPs from different political outfits including Babu Owino and Gathoni wa Muchomba, launched a new political outfit, 'Team Ground'
7. Apart from the Ksh 157 billion from World Bank, Kenya is also set to recieve a Ksh 131 billion loan from IMF in June
8. Kirinyaga County government, spent Kshs 648,000 to buy Governor Anne Waiguru a chair
9. Statehouse, Kenya, used Kshs 3,000,000 to buy "heavy duty branded umbrellas" and Ksh 750 K to buy a digital watch
10. Kenya Ports Authority spent Kshs 4,984,949 to buy a carpet
11. Homa Bay County spent Kshs 522,000 in taxpayers money monthly to hire a Chase Car for Governor Gladys Wanga
12. GoK says fertiliser from KEL Chemicals, whose operations have been halted, didn't meet required quality checks & will be seized
13. Prices of imported used cars are projected to drop by at least Sh100,000 from June. This is attributed to the strengthening of the shilling
14. Zimbabwe will debut a new currency on Monday. The new currency, "ZiG" replaces the current Zimbabwean dollar and is backed by gold and other foreign currencies
15. Madagascar asks the European Union to replace its ambassador to the island nation, Isabelle Delattre Burger, who criticised a recent law allowing castration of child rapists
16. President Bola Tinubu's Nigerian govt postponement of census raises concern
17. Tanzania's Central Bank increased the central bank rate or policy rate from 5.5% in the first quarter of 2024 to 6% in the 2nd quarter
18. South African antitrust agency is set to investigate Microsoft over its cloud computing licensing practices
19. Meta loses top AI figures as Silicon Valley's talent battle continues
20. Former U.S President Donald Trump shares remarks suggesting Africa has huge business potential
21. Two ICE COLD Palmer last minute goals last night saw Chelsea Thrash Manchester United at Stamford bridge with a Cole Palmer hat trick and Man United becoming the first team to come back and go back immediately
Gone are the days.. When boys were real boys
Rules of football when we were kids
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2.The owner of the ball decides who plays
3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban
4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game
5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over
6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues
7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.
8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score
https://t.co/pUdgsjqQDF offsides.
10.There is no referee.
11.There is fault only if the fault is serious .
12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.
13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.
14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.
15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.
16.There is always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!
19. To distinguish the teams, one of the teams take off their shirts .
https://t.co/WJfS4q3gTa over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.๐๐
Africa is our home!! โค๏ธ โค๏ธ