The Tomato Man

happy man

[The Tomato Man @kahuria_patrick]

@AdrianOluoch this country really needs a factory reset

[The Tomato Man @kahuria_patrick]

@sholard_mancity expose them all... eagerly waiting

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

To @Kenh_NG

Erecting standalone poles for speed limit signs is clearly a bottleneck and the result is Kenyans getting fined on stretches that were never signed in the first place. A simpler fix: mount the signs directly on existing streetlights. No new poles needed, and you can cover far more road with far less effort.

On standards ~ this isn’t complicated:

• Every new road, and every junction where an old road continues, needs a speed limit sign at the start. Non-negotiable.

• On city streets (off the highways), add repeater signs so drivers who miss the first one still get reminded.

• For repeaters, painting the speed limit directly on the asphalt works just as well.
This is basic road engineering, not rocket science.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" Wanasiasa wamejaa tu ma promises kwa manifestos na paragraphs hata hawana haya"- Willie Oeba decided to perform a powerful piece of art in front of government propagandists, including UDA Secretary-General Hassan Omar and Deputy Government Spokesperson Mwanaisha Chidzuga, making them so uncomfortable they almost walked out of the venue.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

“I can’t locate president Ruto nowadays because the thing he said during elections and the things he is doing now are two different things”

~Julias malema

[The Curious Tales @thecurioustales]

Most people will look at this Bavarian beer waitress in Oktoberfest balancing thirteen one-liter mugs and think it's either practice or some trick.

But, she's running a calculation.

The moment she grabs those mugs, her body becomes a complex system of weights, counterbalances, and microsecond adjustments. Thirteen liters of beer equals roughly thirteen kilograms of mass. Add the ceramic mass of each mug and you're looking at nearly twenty kilograms she's holding at various points along her arms, shoulders, and spine.

Most of us can't hold twenty kilograms in front of their face without their arms shaking. She carries it sideways, angled, while navigating crowded tables and drunk tourists.

The physics works because of something almost no one talks about anymore:

"Proprioception: which is your body's ability to know where it is in space without looking."

A professional beer waitress develops proprioceptive sensitivity that rivals gymnasts. Her nervous system is processing micro data points constantly, adjusting muscle tension in her calves, core, and neck a hundred times per second to keep the load stable. WITHOUT thinking about balance.

[Paul Muite SC @Paul_Muite]

Those savagely beaten were actually 12; one of them, Wambugu Nyingi, was found with his chest heaving when the bodies were being picked up for burial in a common grave. He had spent 3 nights unconscious with the other 11 dead Mau Mau victims of the beatings. He was a Star Witness in the Mau Mau Case in Her Majesty's High Court of Justice in London...

[The Tomato Man @kahuria_patrick]

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[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Nimecheka sana hii asubuhi

[Murima Maestro🇰🇪 @MurimaMaestro]

Goons brought in to sell fear to Ol Kalou people have seen shege.

Wamebaki na suti ya Mungu pekee.

Ol Kalou is not Mbeere😂😂.

[The Tomato Man @kahuria_patrick]

@timothyturunga eipsten Kenya edition

[Henry Kabogo 💧 ❄ 🇰🇪 @Kabogo_Henry]

NTSA, this is a citizen complaint.

Blinding headlights on Kenyan roads have become a serious safety issue.

Matatus.
Boda bodas.
Buses.
Private cars.

Some vehicles are no longer using headlights. They are carrying portable suns.

Every night, drivers are forced to slow down, squint, or drive blindly because an oncoming vehicle has turned the road into a stadium.

At highway speeds, a few seconds without clear vision is enough.

Dear NTSA, do you need our help identifying these vehicles?

Because Kenyans meet them every night.

We know the routes.
We see the offenders.
We experience the danger.

Maybe giving Kenyans a better night driving experience has not been urgent enough.

But here is the interesting part:

You can actually fine them.

Maybe the revenue opportunity will finally motivate action where public complaints have failed.

Fine them. Remove unsafe modifications. Make the roads safer.

Road safety is not only about speed cameras and checkpoints.

Sometimes it starts by allowing drivers to see where they are going.

Tag NTSA.

Repost until night drivers are heard.

@ntsa_kenya

[Missing Child Kenya Foundation @missingchild_ke]

ANGELA MBULA MUTUA (14 YEARS) FEMALE #MISSINGCHILDKE

[The Tomato Man @kahuria_patrick]

@muriaso we lost a really great one. Worthy First lady

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Then you find some clowns sit down and write long paragraphs trying to justify this trash government... while the country continues burning.

We are NOT yet ANGRY ENOUGH! 🔥

[Maria kemunto @mariakemmy]

Whoever this lady is apewe fanta baridi madiaba on my bill 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[The Eastleigh Voice @Eastleighvoice]

Missing Child Alert: Suheeb Abdirisack Abukar was last seen today, May 27, 2026, around 10:00 am on Sixth Street, Second Avenue, Eastleigh. His mother, Nacima Abdi Salat, is appealing to the public for any information that may help locate him. He was wearing a green jacket and grey trouser. Anyone with information is urged to contact 0720597760.

[Bennedict @BennieSonamzi]

He is still missing, please repost until he is found.

[Mastardcesh @Mastardcesh]

MISSING GIRL ALERT😟

Jane Wanjiru Waithanji, a 15-year-old student at Nanyuki DEB, has been reported missing.

She lives with her grandmother behind Loise Girls and was last seen yesterday, May 25, after leaving school.

Anyone with information about her whereabouts is urged to call 0712878901 or report to the nearest police station.

Please share widely to help bring her home safely.

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[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

MISSING CHILD ALERT

Angela Masitsa has been reported missing after disappearing from the Racecourse area on 23/05/2026.

She was last seen wearing a blue school sweater, school uniform skirt, white socks, and black shoes.

Any person with information concerning her whereabouts is kindly requested to report to the nearest police station or contact:
HopeLine Child Tracing Kenya
0728620614 / 0100546840

Facebook: HopeLine Child Tracing Kenya

OB Reported at Ngando Police Post