Kai // gone goblin mode

~ eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs ~

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

I'm pinning this cuz I reference it at least once a week, and I'm sick of having to search for it every time

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

"How would you escape a house full of cops?"

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

This text to speech message I sent my partner really sums up my social anxiety, it has been so bad lately 😅

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

You can tell he's listening to a podcast when he comes at me with shit like this

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

Imagine being my ex and knowing you fumbled this

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

My best friend taught me how to twerk, and we just had to show off our skills at the NA Halloween Dance 😂

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

I won't deadname a trans person, but I will deadname this website, it's always gonna be twitter

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

"mgk said something gross and fucked up when he was 25, aka 9 years ago"

Do you know what I was doing when I was 25? METH. And that was only 2 years ago

If we don't allow people the space to grow and change, then what the fuck is the point?

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

Good thing all the online casino ads say "please gamble responsibly" at the end. That'll keep the gambling addicts in check.

[𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄 @FrankiesTwoLoud]

Joe Byron living legend 😂 😂

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

I love nights where I don't do the diddly do because then I get to wear my ugly panties that are comfy af

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

Sometimes instead of measuring 1.5 teaspoons, I just use a rounded out teaspoon, and I'm scared I'll get fired if anyone finds out

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

"quality control" I whisper as I unhinged my jaw and shovel a handful of mozzarella cheese into my mouth

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

Using Chat GPT to analyze my conversations with my ex to explain to me how he's manipulating and gas lighting me is the most 2024 thing I've done 😂

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

I've had four 12oz red bulls today and this is as close as I've felt to being on meth since getting clean

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

Hands are just nature's spatulas

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

yeah the Lord guided that bullet right into one of his supporters

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

Babies are just travel sized adults

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

Fuck it

*Listens to emo girl unironically*

[Kai // gone goblin mode @kai_vd23]

I've stopped doom scrolling on social media as well as shit posting on Facebook, so this is my new outlet for shit no one asked about, so here we go:

When I use the standup tanning bed at planet fitness I get a weird white line under my titties and it's so annoying

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

can a 54 year old man still get freaky with it!?

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Transphobes talk about testosterone the way cops talk about fentanyl