kai

😪... spread love not hate

[kai @kaialex_ander]

I'm honestly such a mess lol

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

Babe are you okay? You’ve hardly touched your mental health awareness ravioli...

[Myth @neurowonderful]

The five neurodivergent love languages: infodumping, parallel play, support swapping, Please Crush My Soul Back Into My Body, and "I found this cool rock/button/leaf/etc and thought you would like it"

[Molly Schiller @Molly_Schiller_]

In 2015, my baby brother passed away at age 10 from a heart condition called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. Six years later, I’ve just submitted my Masters dissertation researching the genetic causes of the same condition. I hope you’d be proud of me, Max ❤️

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Look, I’m probably going to wear a mask in a lot of indoor spaces because I really enjoyed not having a cold for 14 months

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

I didn’t write a single word or produce even a short until I was 29. Wrote very first feature script at 32. Time is a flat circle. No need for aspiring Twitter life coaches, just enjoy life.

[ANTHONY ZUCCARO @externaljew]

Women have been deprived of pockets for so long that they’ve evolved to this level of grip strength

[Vernon Kay @vernonkay]

Anyone found a hairdresser in a pub garden???

[kai @kaialex_ander]

Shout out to all the people who started back in retail and the service industry and didn’t get to sit in a pub all day. You are the reason people can enjoy themselves 💕

[macie @evolvingluna]

im in shock, rest in peace nikki grahame... you change british culture forever and will be missed dearly❤️

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Jane’s Fonda @Dominicannabis_]

Who is behind this account??? 😭😭😭😭😭

[kai @kaialex_ander]

@fl0unders Take me there 😭

[kai @kaialex_ander]

Me at me on the daily

[jarrett sleeper @jarrettsleeper]

Ah I’ve found it. The horniest internet ad.

[kai @kaialex_ander]

Ditto

[Chelsea @DeonChelsea]

If you ever find my tiktok don’t take me seriously lol
Thanks,
-management

[kai @kaialex_ander]

Anyone else want a 20 min + hug?

[kai @kaialex_ander]

I think about the lyrics in Lily Allen’s Not Fair way too often

[kai @kaialex_ander]

Shoulda stayed in 2020