besa mi culo o cómelo 🤷🏽‍♀️

Not the 111 or the ✌🏽. Jill of all trades, just tryna get paid 🤑 Plant mom | psalms 46:5 | rih papa & cj 🕊

[besa mi culo o cómelo 🤷🏽‍♀️ @kaicymcros]

Every man has a fear of a strong-minded woman, but I say she's keeper if she got it on her own & keeps it runnin'.

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

The people in my autism parenting groups who are just figuring out what gutting the Department of Education is going to do to their kids, after they voted for Trump. Whew, chile. It’s a whole lotta, “They can’t do that, right?” Nah, bro. They can and they’re gonna.

[besa mi culo o cómelo 🤷🏽‍♀️ @kaicymcros]

Being mad about something means you care. It’s okay to care.

[besa mi culo o cómelo 🤷🏽‍♀️ @kaicymcros]

Like baby, I will find you a young nigga to crack your card for 1200 fucking funky ass dollars. You broke bitches.

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

She had a plan to close the home ownership gap and y’all said NAH, I need a $1200 check

[🖤 @earthdomdirtbag]

Maybe he’s tearing up bc he has a daughter and learned today that her rights are negotiable at best. Idk maybe that’s why.

[MADY @iamMadyyyyy]

As we grow up I notice ….. even 2 heads on the blunt 2 many 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[besa mi culo o cómelo 🤷🏽‍♀️ @kaicymcros]

kinda over that shit though so back to being a dog.

[besa mi culo o cómelo 🤷🏽‍♀️ @kaicymcros]

I get done so fucking dirty and I still try to find love. needs to be studied.

[besa mi culo o cómelo 🤷🏽‍♀️ @kaicymcros]

@zoraslovechild My doctor told me it’s pointless if you’re on birth control which I am.

[besa mi culo o cómelo 🤷🏽‍♀️ @kaicymcros]

there’s nothing i love more than a nigga who answers whenever i call.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

most men aren’t smart enough to realize that the higher you elevate your woman, the less available she is for other men. when you break her down, you make accessible to anyone she think will treat her right.

[THRILLHO 🌎✌🏼 @lowfive_]

“She won’t force us to die from medical complications or force us to carry a rapist’s baby to term” is actually a pretty strong reason to vote for someone. Most other reasons kinda pale in comparison, Ngl

[besa mi culo o cómelo 🤷🏽‍♀️ @kaicymcros]

Lol casually scrolling on IG & @_OgStu

[besa mi culo o cómelo 🤷🏽‍♀️ @kaicymcros]

The amount of weed I’ve been smoking lately is insane.

[Kay @therealkay0]

“U pRoBaBlY tAlKiN To SoMeOnE eLsE”

probably, wyd tho

[besa mi culo o cómelo 🤷🏽‍♀️ @kaicymcros]

I’ve been a nigger for many years is a wild opening statement lmao

[CUNT @thatflwater]

Now I’ve been a nigger for many years, but I have never seen a grilled honeybun 😭😭😭😭

[Cowboy Alex | 🤠🦋👨🏾‍💻♟️ 🎸📸 @Alexkhdotcom]

Look at the material

[★★★★★𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 @lloreistoott]

Offset so hurt….. I like that. I like to see a nigga hurt after humiliating a female. It makes my heart so happy….. That get back be a mfer fr !! 🤣🤣

[Jenni @hashjenni]

You know what’s crazy? There’s an entire generation that wouldn’t get this joke because they don’t know how to read an analog clock.