Stock people *lose 5% of net worth in a day*
Literally crying on reddit, jumping off bridges
Crypto people *lose 30% of their net worth in a day*
Updates profile picture to McDonalds hat and shitpost in the group chat
I literally walked into the JW Marriott in tampa after a night out of talking to 0 girls and in the lobby Kucherov had his head under jon coopers quarter zip and Jon was feeding him milk through a fake titty. That’s pathetic. Suck right on Jons nipples like a real man