Niceguy

I promise it’s not that serious. I wouldn’t trust a word out of that mountebanks mouth. Not even televisually.

[Niceguy @kaieye]

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[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

I needed this with every fiber of my being.

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@dilanesper You must not follow English soccer because they literally argue about everything 😂

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@futchlver @Nick___Collins @BDOUBLEEKC You’ve clearly never played but congrats on watching 😂😂

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@fgazzeta @_kylemetz @Nick___Collins @BDOUBLEEKC That’s literally not true at all lol. If “usually” stepping on someone’s ankle results in a red card there would be multiple red cards in every single game

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@Matty_KCSN Correct

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@fgazzeta @_kylemetz @Nick___Collins @BDOUBLEEKC So can going up for a header. Athletes risk injury every time you step on the field. The player wasn’t even injured he continued to play.

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@futchlver @Nick___Collins @BDOUBLEEKC All American. D1. You are extremely wrong. Mistimed challenges are yellow cards (whoops I clipped him). Red cards are rare because they happen when a player knows the risks of a challenge, does it anyway, hopes they get away with it. Pros know what they’re doing.

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@AdmiralBear01 @raiderjmb You do realize we also beat Senegal less than a month ago outshooting them 17-7.

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@tikamisaka1 @HinduJammal @_kylemetz @Nick___Collins @BDOUBLEEKC I’m going to shock you. Ankles are flexible. If you watch a 90 minute game zoomed in at slo mo you’d be SHOCKED at how flexible they are (buddy)

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@flameosumeet He’s looked extremely pedestrian in his minutes. Agree with Haji

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@iwatchbugs One was clear intent and one wasn’t, and it wasn’t Bali’s

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@tikamisaka1 @HinduJammal @_kylemetz @Nick___Collins @BDOUBLEEKC What uses more force. Standing straight up with your leg sticking straight out in front of you or falling down and your body weight coming down on an opponent while your leg is under/slightly behind you. Physics matters.

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@Nick___Collins @BDOUBLEEKC Saying “it’s not even close” just proves you’re either engagement farming or actually an idiot. The vast majority of red cards are for challenges when the player has clear intent. The vast minority are mistimed challenges. Pros know what they’re doing.

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@Nick___Collins @BDOUBLEEKC The vast majority of red cards are not unintentional you dolt

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@OhioTate A+ rage bait I am enraged

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@GregVorse “Close enough” doesn’t work in any other sport, but people just like to complain about soccer. Best to just ignore them

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@Jason I pay that for a whole month for my entire house

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@usmntaut How do I bet the Over on own goals

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@JackMac 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Niceguy @kaieye]

@franklinleonard I can no longer imagine a world without 4 games on a day