Jay

don't quote on anything here

[Jay @kaijuscum]

too handsome for ugly girls but also too ugly for pretty girls

[Jay @kaijuscum]

A "plus sized" girl told me I smelt good today. Can't tell if that was a compliment or a threat

[Jay @kaijuscum]

sometimes I wonder what's it like to be loved but then I remember I'm not a dog

[Jay @kaijuscum]

sometimes I wish I wasn't such a racist

[Jay @kaijuscum]

vulnerable rn if any woman wanna take advantage of me

[Jay @kaijuscum]

If I was a girl, with all the choices I have, I wouldn't choose me

[Jay @kaijuscum]

I just wanted what I gave you

[Jay @kaijuscum]

I've been offered more drugs than hugs

[Jay @kaijuscum]

Sometimes when I'm taking a shit and all of a sudden my pp gets hard, I grab it and pretend I'm flying a fighter jet

[Jay @kaijuscum]

If right now isn't for us then I hope we meet again. If not then I hope whoever you meet cheats on you

[Jay @kaijuscum]

I hate imitation crab, just be yourself bro

[Jay @kaijuscum]

I'm entering my era of being single after my long era of being also single

[Jay @kaijuscum]

When you fumble a 10/10 but that means you have the ability to pull a 10/10 🤫🧏🏻

[Jay @kaijuscum]

It's easy to save money when you have no money to begin with

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

This is the only motivation you need

[Jay @kaijuscum]

I'm fine with being alone, it's the horny part that bothers me

[Jay @kaijuscum]

If you're not in a constant state of post-nut clarity, You're in a constant state of pre-nut delusion

#stayhard

[Jay @kaijuscum]

I could never be non-binary cause I'm literally HIM 🤫🧏🏻

[Jay @kaijuscum]

I had to act like an adult before I could live like a teen. So don't be annoyed when I act like a 15 year old cause I never got to be

[Jay @kaijuscum]

I've recently been craving bloodlust