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[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

hi guys -- I'm quitting this place. but there's somewhere you can find me! It's here! follow me! or don't?

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

@alfietempleman hey can you play candyfloss in brooklyn tomorrow. pretty please. thanks boss

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

@GovParsonMO @Missouri_NG STOP THE EXECUTION

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

moving into my new apartment this weekend. struggled to find a friend with a car but one guy came through for me and i'm really excited t(phone rings) hold on. hello, mr. beshear?

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

not even mentioning the FTP song houdini that this is all based on despite it being the best song of the three by a country mile. pop crave is a menace to society.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Foster The People share mashup of Dua Lipa and Eminem’s “Houdini.”

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

@poisonjr because it's in florida

[est.1997 (but spooky) @MOLENAIDE]

hi y'all. I'm gonna open a gfm bc things went from bad to worse. me, my mom and sis officially don't have a home

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

10. Lemonade - Beyoncé

#100BestAlbums

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

should be number one idc...............

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

23. Discovery - Daft Punk

#100BestAlbums

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

gonna be spicy as a Beatles fan and say that if ur gonna choose one Beatles album as The Best this is a perfectly respectable and valid choice

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

21. Revolver - The Beatles

#100BestAlbums

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

8.95 an hour when a studio apt in orlando costs like 1500/month lol

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

NICOLE MALLIOTAKIS WORKING THE MORNING SHIFT AT THE BAY RIDGE FOODTOWN: yea sorry I can't be at the register I'm uhhh running for representative of the frozen food district. very busy campaigning. need a raise btw.

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

when I'm in a doing anything but working an actual job competition and my opponent is nicole malliotakis

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Sen. JD Vance and Sen. Tommy Tuberville are in court with Trump today. So is another elected official, Rep. Nicole Malliotakis.

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

Not even kidding when I say seeing HTYD2 in theaters was one of my most visceral film watching experiences. One of the best animated fantasy films ever idc

[v @Iivstime]

the amount of people saying how to train your dragon….. you guys are just not serious. https://t.co/hY9o5xENk5

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

i listened to this episode earlier this week and keep coming back to it. an entire astroturfed movement supporting a guy in a local news story. people en masse claiming he -- who factually and undeniably committed manslaughter -- was innocent. def give it a listen.

[Alexi Mostrous @AlexiMostrous]

NEW: Ep4 of #WhoTrolledAmber is out now🎙️

We interview the father of #CameronHerrin - the Florida teen who killed a mother and a child in 2018. The case gives us clues about who trolled Amber Heard.

Listen *free* here on

@ApplePodcasts or @Spotify cc @tortoise @XAMGreenwood

https://t.co/tIMPqdIVy5

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

this is what hannah conda saw when tia and la grande dame were quickstepping

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

i might forgive ukvtw1 if this season stays the course

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

when i expected tia and scarlet to get fucked by production and it feels like a tia/scarlet/marina/LGD top four edit more and more

[revauri @revaurii]

RIP Janice ❤️
this show meant so much to me as a kid

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

meanwhile if somerton has succeeded (which ofc i hope he hasn't) this is going to have huge repercussions for harry, not the people who went against his wishes and made this discussion of how egregious plagiarism is on a wide scale into one-man youtube drama.

[ryan duckling @kaiklapollo]

the hbomberguy subreddit -- which has been obsessing over james somerton's every move for the last four months contrary to what harry requested very clearly -- is now quaking over what may have happened. oopsy whoopsy.