Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️

I love my dog Lucy. Legendary Kunoichi. Yes Irene is my Red Velvet bias. Game online as buttermilkbiscut

[Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️ @kailabernard_]

We don’t deserve her.

[Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️ @kailabernard_]

Love when kids stare you straight down in your face while simultaneously picking their nose so deep they’re up to their elbows.

[Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️ @kailabernard_]

@kwhitt97 I don’t want to 😭😭 pls

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Nothing makes you feel like you need to make a dentist appointment more than that stomach acid/bile on the teeth feeling after you throw up.

No amount of brushing or mouthwash brings the feeling back to normal.

[Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️ @kailabernard_]

Nasty Ryu combo shuts down Ken in ranked match #streetfighter6 #shorts #... https://t.co/NBfWiei1Xr via @YouTube

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@Hersheys could stand to throw a few more almonds in those almond chocolate bars man.

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@RedStormKilla you on this DMZ shit???

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Why do some @Entenmanns little bites muffins have a fully erect nipple while others don’t?

[Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️ @kailabernard_]

Just choked on this chicken bone in my chicken Alfredo pasta thanks @dominos

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@RedStormKilla Sheeeeesh I still can’t believe it 😂😂 what a fkn time hahah

[Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️ @kailabernard_]

Bro why do cheez itz have a bunch of niacin and b vitamins n shit in there??? Tryna wake me tf up

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@peeweekirkland_ Actual factual lmao

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

We've finished our review of the Oscars incident and we have decided to turn all Will Smith films around on our shelves until Sunday at noon. Our decision is final.

[Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️ @kailabernard_]

When will @Wawa hop on the boba tea wave and allow me the convenience of getting a large taro with egg pudding (or your customizable personal preference) where I get my gas at??

[Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️ @kailabernard_]

Had spicy Korean chicken for dinner last night so you already know how today is going!!!!!!!

[Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️ @kailabernard_]

You ever be on the toilet gripping the sink or grabbing the wall next to you for dear life and just think to yourself, where is God in moments like these?????

[Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️ @kailabernard_]

@StickDontMiss let me take you to the movies

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These chips physically beat the shit out of me when I eat them but they’re so fkn good.

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@RedStormKilla @StickDontMiss Just lmk I’ll be on doods!

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@RedStormKilla @StickDontMiss so we squaring up tonight on this warzone shit?? I need you guys to carry me while I level my guns up and learn the map lmao

[Kaila Bernard 🧝🏻‍♀️ @kailabernard_]

@RedStormKilla I might be able to pull myself away from Diablo long enough to check it out 😂🙌🏻