Kailey Alsbury

i keep my socks on

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

@willnicholas17 if you don’t support farming then you can never drink alcohol again.

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

my take aways from watching the nba for the first time:
1. jrue holiday is my favorite player
2.pj tucker has a strong shoe game
3.bobby portis is absolutely crazy

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

@JacobSt31081286 i don’t disagree with this

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

what is the better cheez-it?

[halsey @halsey]

Best thing I ever did is find me a Pisces 🐠

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

@SamSDirks me too

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

great googly moogly

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

@willnicholas17 deal?

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

@willnicholas17 i know her but i’m not telling you her name until you throw an anything but a cup party

[vanja @NinkovicVon]

y’all sleeping on muenster cheese

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

thinking about the time my high school had a group of us make an anti-weed slogan and the best we game up with was “keep off the grass”.

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

@willnicholas17 @bresylvain like i haven’t been suggesting this all year. bitch.

[𝓰 @gracelizabth]

i’d rather be bald than a ginger

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

happy pi day!!!

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

don’t text your ex, it’s not a good look.

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

happy national margarita day!!!🍹🤗🎉

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

if you haven’t listened to miley’s Plastic Hearts album then what are you doing?

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

have you ever heard of breakfast pizza?

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

do you like when your socks get wet?

[Kailey Alsbury @kaileya26]

@the_hannahconda one of my favorite teachers. i will forever know all of the elements on the periodic table because of mr. schaaf. he definitely impacted my education. nothing but love for mr. schaaf🥺💙