kailey

[a guria do sus 🩺 @aguriadosus]

Sexo casual não precisa ser sexo impessoal. Dá pra não querer namoro, não prometer futuro e ainda assim beijar com carinho, perguntar se tá tudo bem, olhar nos olhos, abraçar depois. Afeto não cria contrato. Só torna um encontro (mesmo que temporário) mais humano.

[YTK @yeahytk]

what the fuck u need a data center for bitch write it down

[Saint @spin4saint]

So glad Nicki Minaj finally shut the f*ck up.

[🧚🏾‍♀️ @OhThatsDeAsia]

I don’t argue with nothing that’s mentally ill, always lying & makes up stories

[miia @miiagarro]

i wasn't an iPad kid, i was a Nintendo DS diva

[Natism @Natism]

People who are hard to get close to are extremely easy to talk to.

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

i dont wanna be an empath anymore
i wanna be a fucking bitch

[knight enjoyer 🗡️🪽 @knight_enjoyer]

Trying to put concealer over acne feels like this

[M @nocturama_]

The best cigarette is the one you smoke right after making a disastrous decision

[Bri @Kissmelonger]

I want you to Think of me and Tell me all
about it

[Asian of Chaos @TwinOfTiger]

I would never give a man credit for good sex and he doing it doggie style. I don’t know who was back there. Coulda been anybody. If you want credit you need to do stuff where I can see you.

[una criatura estúpida @_anic3rv0]

Siempre que se pueda hay que hacer sentir pelotudo a un hombre. Siempre que se presente la oportunidad hay que aprovecharla, jamás dejarla pasar. Una nunca se arrepiente después.

[FW De Twerk @nitta_buhle]

They hate that its your idea

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she still has yet to view your instagram story my liege

[AZEALIA BANKS @iiwasinthee212]

Why am i always attracted to faggots ?

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

if you need to smoke weed to have fun and you find yourself constantly craving weed and you spend a sizeable fraction of your income just buying weed then maybe it's about time you take a long hard look at yourself and consider inviting me to hang out so i can smoke your weed.

[tatum @planetgraves]

To be seen is to be loved

[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

When someone asks “who rolled this blunt?” and I’m there like

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Thank you for shopping at our legal dispensary! Your total is ten dollars. That’ll just be twelve dollars, so we’ll draw twenty dollars from your account, give you back five in cash of course, take three, and return one. Then you just spin around three times,