When your firefighter husband is at a house fire and the only radio traffic you hear is them randomly yelling words, but most everybody else is on a different channel so you have no idea what’s going on
Texted my husband while he was at work that I was on the verge of tears from stress & it being an overall crappy day before it was even noon. 30 minutes later, he comes walking in the door and says “I thought you could use a hug” 🥺🥺 i don’t deserve him 💜
You know you go to a redneck church when someone’s ringtone goes off during the sermon and it’s “one of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth if you don’t keep it down” from talladega nights 😂😂😂
Me to my husband yesterday: “you took vacation tomorrow, right?”
Him: “yeah, but I’m sure I’ll have to go up there for something at some point.”
A text I got from him when I woke up: “I have to go take care of a complaint”. Still not home..