kailey subia

i like cats

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

If I ever go missing no one will ever find me because I lied about my weight on my license

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

old people are really onto something i fear !

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

i love complaining on the internet and acting like an old head

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

thinking about when my dad called me and my husband guests in his house . soooo real papa . stranger danger even

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

y is being 28 soooo dumb i either need to be 5 or 43 i hate being 28

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

wha da fut

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

what if i just start tweeting every 90 seconds. would u all unfollow me (valid) (please don’t)

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

i also saw my dumbass dad who i haven’t seen in like 3+ years (i clocked the back of the man’s SKULL so fast !!! i see u honey) so that was wild !

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

i watched my baby sister graduate tonight and i actually sobbed because what the fuck ?? i was 10 when she was born and im almost 30 and like ???? hello ??? how are you an adult and graduated ??? i’m vomiting

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

me when i randomly make a twitter comeback

p. actual s. this is my moms baby chicken !!! isn’t it sooo cute !!!

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

so me

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

does skyler gisondo not look like the oatmeal quaker boy cause like … idk

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

@CalobKent okay, TRUE. i can eat candy corn in times of desperation, but i absolutely cannot handle black licorice lmao

[Culture @CultureHOF]

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[b @dangbozo]

wish I could recreate the emotions I had when I first found out you could spell boob on a calculator… :/

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

i think about this everyday it’s so funny for no reason

[fredesque @FredTaming]

jesus christ he's huge

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

@CalobKent lmao omg literallllly!!! i was in salem today and i thought albany was bad but omg salem is terrrrrible

[kailey subia @kaileycatface]

hi it me . bless all u cuties that stayed following me even tho i fell off the face of the earth for a while !! love u

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

I appreciate the emotional honesty of this piece of wood.