Kailey Kroeker

architect | bike advocate | unapologetic urbanist millennial

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yes my most searched app is my moon app and no I don’t understand anything about the moon 😩

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Honestly my Roman Empire might be the ikea monkey

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Sorry I’m late, I was watching sand vibration videos

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Cowboy hats are just aerodynamic top hats

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Ladies watch out, the “beer can is my personality” just dropped ✨

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The lamest thing about me is that I think the American Anthem slaps 😩

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If this ain’t Texas then where the hell am I?! (Has someone done this joke already)

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Excited to say that there are one of two songs in my head at all times these days: saxophone squirtle and Texas hold em

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I got a nice toothbrush holder in Japan but now I need a nicer looking toothbrush 😞

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Tfw you're zone 5 😞

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@tonyneu Except if it’s for optimum points

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Would be cool if the airport scanner could tell me if my nose is broken. Like 2 birds one stone etc

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I’m fine (watching roof thatching videos on instagram)

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My Roman Empire might be that scene from Into the Wild where there’s flies on the moose meat

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I’m doing great! (Just downloaded a moon app)

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I know it’s Christmas Eve when I have carpal tunnel from home made gift making ✨

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Wow my best long con is wearing glasses to work all the time and then wearing contacts at the work Holiday party like a true movie trope

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Was just excited about figuring something out in Word 😞

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Mentally in my happy place (Lee Valley at 9 am on a weekday)

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On a day like today, silence speaks volumes (I have Apple Music)