kailey

charmed, i'm sure. i hail from the 'shire.

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

Didn’t know I could be into vintage Thule’s
#shitdrewsiesays

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

Perry: you guys aren’t being nice!
Us: how are we not being nice?
Perry: you’re not saying what I want!

#shitperrysays

[The New York Times @nytimes]

With the Rev. Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff's victories in Georgia, the Democrats have reclaimed control of the Senate. See full results from the runoffs here. https://t.co/mdCMgtOM4s

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

Shit my dad sends from Prime

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

😭💛

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

'Game-Changer': Kamala Harris Makes History As Next Vice President https://t.co/ToAys06txL

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

*listening to @Korn in the car*
P: I want Moana
Drew: this is just like Moana in that they are both music

#shitdrewsiesays 😆

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

@jamesrapoport Should I come up? 😭

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

airline: Prepare for take-off

pear: they said pear-pear!

#chatswithpear

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

Treats while potty training:

me: do you want a chocolate egg or jelly bean?

pear: big ice cream cone

#chatswithpear

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

"We got him. This is Perry's kryptonite"

(after playing Baby Sleep on Spotify during a long car ride..)

#shitdrewsiesays

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

"By the way - is typing out “xclnt” a thing haha - one guy at work has been rocking it recently and its awesome" #shitDrewsiesays

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

Love this detail. It's like jnco's. #shitdrewsiesays

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

I love that his main mode of transportation is rolling. #shitdrewsiesays

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

Is picnicking a thing?
Of course. What do you think Yogi Bear does?
#shitdrewsiesays

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

If you're reading this tweet it means that I somehow managed to make contact with the outside world while at the DMV.

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

Anyone want to know what it's like to be a working, breastfeeding mom? It's pumping in public restrooms (it's gross) & cold conf rooms 😳😢💩😬

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

Is anyone else confused about the speed of sea travel in @GameOfThrones vs everything else (horseback riding, dragon flying, warging, etc.)?

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

Let's get him one G'd-out outfit incase that's the life he wants to lead. #shitdrewsiesays

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

Serious tweet: why aren't there white chocolate @mmschocolate ??

[kailey @kaileyroeder]

Having a baby means waking up to your husband playing Disney centric Spotify playlists because baby didn't respond well the the Raffi ones.