not so slim shady

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[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

I love you forever

[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

@GeneralMills your Trix cereal looks disgusting again. Hate it

[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

I’ve resorted to using Twitter because all of my other social media accounts are deactivated (my own doing). Is anyone still alive here ?

[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

@JoeyMannarinoUS I guarantee that you’ve a very consistent presence on Grindr.

[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Do you think anyone didn’t already know this?

[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

nobody understands what i’d do to own my very own sword

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

Horses in weird places

🧵 thread 👇

[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

why do men think that insulting women who wear a lot of makeup but following with “but i think you look nice” is a compliment? women can wear as much makeup as they want and they’re still sexier than you

[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

don’t ever ask me what my dream job is. my dream job is being unemployed while a man sends me videos of himself eating dog food and then pays me obscene amounts of money afterwards

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why do cats take baths? there's no RESPECT

[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

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[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

my abusive stepfather once dated a woman (my age) who ended up on dr. phil for making up crazy lies (her firefighter husband died in a fire, some children she was nannying for were actually her children), and she also pretended she was pregnant with my stepfather’s kid, etc.

[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

look at her https://t.co/XAEeMFWCGn

[Heinz @Snowmannequin]

I can tell that my wounds heal more slowly when I'm near this tower but else I don't know what it does

[Izzat Hayes @AnimeSerbia]

Not right now kitten the walls are closing in on daddy.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

new drip >>>

[not so slim shady @kaileytomchek]

@tiido_bling dissociate***

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Time flies when you have high blood pressure

[jynx @jynxbby]

“my boyfriend doesn’t let me”