Kails

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[Kails @Kailiii_]

Sooooo.... ITS A GIRL!! 💗🌻🎀☀️

[shelby @seashell_b]

every time someone says “you’ll figure it out, you always do :)” to me the rage burns hotter in my chest. do you know how much work goes into figuring it out???? do you know how tired I am of ALWAYS having to figure it out by myself???

[Amanda Ngo @manda_ngo]

I am reliably happiest when I have a stable routine, and most likely to feel depressed when I lack structure in my life. it is amazing how many times it feels like I have to learn this

[Kails @Kailiii_]

@elderemo_mama Paireyewear!

[Kails @Kailiii_]

Mine kept it 🥴

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

I SAID TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFE

[soy ivy ◡̈ @pinchemedusaa]

I resent my mom for being such a shit mother, it’s actually so sad.

[trash jones @jzux]

i know this is such an entry-level thought but finding a therapist is so heinous. basically dating if there was NO small talk skip straight to TRAUMA do it AGAIN and you pay every time

[Kails @Kailiii_]

Rori has checked Rae’s chair and her play kitchen. And has since laid herself in her sissy’s blanket, even though she knows sissy would be mad if she saw it. 🥺

[Kails @Kailiii_]

Everybody talks about sending your oldest to their first day of school. It’s hard. And there are lots of tears. Nobody talks about watching the youngest look for their sissy, hoping they’ll be there to play.

[Kails @Kailiii_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 25 Jan 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Kails @Kailiii_]

I literally just want to go home. I hate Colorado. Bring me back to NC. If it weren’t for this Deaf school being here I would have never left. I’m tired and lonely and uncomfortable. I want to go home.

[Kails @Kailiii_]

@Jackie_Ceja860 Yes! I was appalled

[Kails @Kailiii_]

House sitting is not the same as babysitting. Animal sitting is not the same as babysitting. WATCHING BABIES/CHILDREN IS NOT COMPARABLE TO WATCHING A HOUSE OR ANIMAL

[Kails @Kailiii_]

@kaylaGill_ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Amy Larson @AmyLarson25]

BREAKING - The iconic cement ship in Santa Cruz County broke away this morning from the pier at Seacliff State Beach. Waves are HUGE, between 25-35 feet, according to Surfline. Largest swell of the winter. 🌊 The ship keeps getting hammered.
#AtmosphericRiver
@kron4news

[Kails @Kailiii_]

Don’t fret, I finally found stamps in this town and FINALLY sent out Christmas cards lololol

[Kails @Kailiii_]

I literally can’t get my daughters to sleep. Landon is the only one that can. I do all the exact things he does but they just won’t sleep. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

[Kails @Kailiii_]

She likes to sleep in a very specific spot in the crib AND she has to sleep on her tummy. Hello anxiety

[Kails @Kailiii_]

Transitioning from bassinet to crib just may be the hardest thing when she has NEVER been a great sleeper. Rae did not prepare me for Rori bc she slept 12 hours a night and 3 naps a day from the start. Rori ain’t about that life