Big K and Not the Lil’ One

[Big K and Not the Lil’ One @kailya_smith]

These is crummy shoes https://t.co/U4YY1RRztx

[shane burke @shqne]

These is bread bottoms

[zlongz @TheAvatarLang]

I’m crine

[Mak @mak_aura]

do y’all understand how pissed you gotta be to ball your GLASSES up like toilet paper 😭😭

[Matt Harmon @MattHarmon_BYB]

sometimes a tweet is so good it just stops you in your tracks

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

Gagged you, tbh

[Maggie Rogers @maggieerogers]

One of my best friends and her now-husband eloped to Maine this past weekend and this was their cake 😭🦞

[Pocket @islandthembo]

here comes vampire twitter starting bullshit

[Sil @archiviste]

First in my bloodline to have birria baos and ube horchata….

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

“PSYCHOLOGICALLY I need it” is unfortunately immediately entering my vocabulary

[AGTG @BeenServin]

Every single commercial is for alcohol, glp-1, sports betting, or AI

[Noah @antibearthesis]

YOU KNOW WHY WE AREN’T GOING INTO A RECESSION, RIGHT??

[7 @iceinmysoul]

being told to do something i was already gonna do

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

TWO! LITERALLY TWO!

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[slim charles @patiocruiser]

Sorry babe can’t tonight. Bought the frozen Texas Roadhouse dinner rolls and chick fil a frozen nuggets so gonna make then eat 12 homemade chicken minis. Maybe tomorrow tho

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

AAVE Maria

[memeslich 💀 dnd memes @memeslich]

we are literally dying please heal us

Bards:

[ram⁷ 🍂 @junieebear]

I'm crying that's exactly how the ads are here 🤣😭

[Steve @NotDrDeath]

Taco Bell is charging $6.99 for a beef burrito supreme