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imma steal your kneecaps

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that’s it, that’s the once every six months post, enjoy

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nonchalant implies the existence of someone who is stupendously chalant

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@Nixcia3 howdy

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@dvd_es2 @MiaAstor @Flats_OW if i were to ever pick mercy it would be because i was in a horrible accident and lost half of my brain

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@MiaAstor @Flats_OW mercy doesn’t need buffs, in fact let’s nerf her into the ground so the mercy mains have to turn off spectator mode

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If I could only have one rich person lifestyle thing, it would be a chef.

Cleaning? I can do it myself.

Financial manager? I can learn.

Butler? Answering the door isn’t hard and I know how to use my legs.

But healthy cooking every single day? Nope. Don’t wanna do it.

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@Harvey_lee303 @OWCavalry @nymth0l0gy tank actually. doomfist main. i’ve had my fair share of blizzard fucking me over in the last year.

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@twitchgwuala @OWCavalry Oh look another person nobody cares about

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@sm1ley_is_sad @OWCavalry 3 now. the ones that do exist are already annoying as hell.

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@cqnrad @aaronkellerOW imagine being so wrong so confidently

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@TheGistix @NrenFRFX @aaronkellerOW agreed. braindead hero

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hips are so attractive. the crease, the lil pudge, the movement when walking, SKDJRBRJSIWOO

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saying "it's my religion" isn't the ironclad defense a lot of these mfs think it is. you don't get to be an unwashed asshole and refer back to your made up set of rules like it clears you of all wrongdoing. if ur a piece of shit, the rest of the world doesn't owe you tolerance.

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@PopBase Damn they’re capitalizing QUICK

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@brndxix McDonalds is literally the last possible choice. I think i’d rather eat white castle.

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@s8n then call me oscar

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@OverwatchEU The only overwatch W in the last 4 years