Divine Beast Kai Ral

I hike volcanoes, grow carnivorous plants, and bitch about healing people in FFXIV.

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

@PokemonGoApp: "do not enter dangerous areas while playing"
Me: "Rim of active volcano ok?"

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@JackaryDraws @constans At some point the online conversation around things like ADHD/Autism became closer to astrology or psychic cold reading than anything grounded in anything real and became the ultimate scapegoat.

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

Olde

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got a little high

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you blast Chappell Roan at 10000’ elevation once and you get profiled

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no trout for you

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

it’s nice to see colanders everywhere finally getting their day in the sun.

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Tbh I think “er” is better than X. We can rename a tweet an “ERP”

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

I hiked through an aspen grove that had been destroyed by an avalanche to get here. A lot of the trees were still somehow alive even though snapped / flattened. It smelled very good and herbal. There were many wildlife things. Nature gives no fucks.

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

enough about the former bird app tho plz enjoy this view, four people who see my tweets

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

also yes the 𝕏 in 𝕏itter should be pronounced “Sh”

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

If/when 𝕏itter implodes I will not be replacing it with another feed-based social network, I will be transitioning all activity to AllTrails https://t.co/jV5y4S3wKs

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

who am I kidding, we have already the abstract tech bro nonsense generator, it’s just chat j’ai pété

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

We need a new version of https://t.co/RAZYHDcidQ that replaces the new age with abstract tech bro nonsense.

[Linda Yaccarino @lindayaX]

X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

I’m so ducking ready

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writing code on a thursday afternoon thinking about how i'm gonna go see the barbie movie in july and it won't even be ironic

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

This is the greatest product endorsement of all time.

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@polyphanes @sunoppositemoon yeah I just can’t bring myself to block the vore shop it’s too funny

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@polyphanes @sunoppositemoon tbh this is the only ad I’ve been getting on the evil bird app for like 2 weeks I’ve seen a lot of versions of this community note …

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

@polyphanes @sunoppositemoon Ah you got the one with the less fun community note

[Divine Beast Kai Ral @kairality]

On the other side of the snow, the Desert Peach

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Snowmelt