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[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

@CrimeJunkiePod love you guys! Im a fairly new listener and so excited. Have you done an episode on the Lauren Spierer disappearance?

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

Happy Halloween from a few of the Dungeon Buddies at work. We have an identity thief, Mary Poppins, Damien from Mean Girls (💁🏼‍♂️) and a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz 🧡🖤 @ North Salem… https://t.co/v8P2eWDVx0

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

If you send me a song, I will assume you mean every word of the lyrics . Choose wisely

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Me: *puts on a pair of Ugg slippers and lights a pumpkin apple candle*

Also me: WHO IS THIS BASIC WHITE BITCH?!?

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Computer: do you want to save the changes?

Me: I....I didn't make any changes...OMG DID I MAKE CHANGES

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

@s_schuckman 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[McDonald_69 @McDonald_69]

What about chocolate milk?

#PETA

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

Now I’m trading miles for minutes, this bed’s too big without you in it.
#pushingtime

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

The people that live on the next street over are blaring @ericchurch and I couldn’t be happier 🎸🎶🖤

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

@seraphicpetal Yes!

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

“Oh sweetheart, don't. Please don't cry or I will too. I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.”
#steelmagnolias

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

Today’s Laffy Taffy joke: how do potatoes fight?

They hash it out!
😂🤣😂

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

Our morning routine: I snooze the alarm and she comes and meows at me until I get out of bed. 😼 https://t.co/CV0lqLaS9Z

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

I WAS RUDE TO THE NEIGHBOR!! 🤗

It’s pretty sad when this becomes not only acceptable, but necessary to keep the creepy guy away.

[Cris @CrisMtzgr]

Fact of the day: Most girls love hearing guys moan during sex.

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

@susie_qsie Is it too late???

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

This is my favorite category that @theCHIVE features 😂🤣:
https://t.co/rn5yWWgoCd

[BeerCat @kairoseowe]

Just a little reminder. https://t.co/Wxf1xjGreM