Caesar

CFC fan and
an

Optometrist

[Caesar @kaisarriy]

Life as a comrade is hard as ngui,
No cash, classes most , stress kila saa.
Kama si kucheza ball sai ningekua nimejiice ama drug addict

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

My 17 years old bosco has died today RIP pal😭

[Caesar @kaisarriy]

@itsmuriukii Say no more😂

[Caesar @kaisarriy]

@itsmuriukii Say no more😂

[Kijana ya Elon @elonmaski254]

Ukiwa campus make connections not sleeping around with everyone you meet,utateseka huku nje hadi ukufe.

[Ron @__hezroniii]

Females cheat so good they'll have you moving furniture with the side dude

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Mimi huona mtu anadiss KDF na hiyo SOG ni mtu mjinga sana. Some of us ata hatujawahi skia sauti ya grenade because of those guys. Let's respect our forces. Hawa watu they barely sleep just to protect our country.

[Caesar @kaisarriy]

@ArapTilingi Kama umeng'oa meno huezi pata job sio?

[Snow_9❄️ @Allano_9]

My workmate picked me from home and he was supposed to drop his kido to school first, so we started jazzing about yesterday's Champions league games...we got to work and realized we are still with the kido

[Her💖💛💙 @mylifeasjola]

The fact that dolphins and whales can’t survive without coming up for air every 10-20 minutes is just so funny and stupid

Like what kind of uselessness is that, you can’t survive both in and out of water?!

And knowing some get tired en route and just drown?! Lazy piece of shit

[Joan Reals @joan_reals]

Village chiefs are largely misused.
So today's evening my cow had smell and wanted to be climbed. Since there was no one , it broke free and went to my neighbours where it was climbed by his bull.
The neighbour hears the story , comes and takes my cow when I'm not around demanding 500 because his bull climbed my cow. I told him his bull is actually a very week breed and as a matter of fact the climbing happened by the roadside not at his place. Its him who tied his bull there . Also , its the village kids who witnessed the event and we can't ask kids if at all it entered. Maybe the climbing wasn't even successful. So I took my cow home and refused to pay. Now he is threatening to tell the chief.
Crazy how petty people can get.
My neighbour is my uncle. The one I buy cups every now and then 🤦‍♀️.
Very ungrateful individual.

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Nafuatilia story ya Seth ule alihack betika and the truth is that seth didn’t drop out .Seth was expelled for hacking school portal and changing his school fees into fully paid .after kujilikana akakuwa expelled

[Peter K @Achurke__]

weird thing about toxic couples ni ati the more they fight the harder it gets for them to split, ni kama violence inawaleta closer

[Caesar @kaisarriy]

@KatheuNzyimi @MurefuFredrick Idk but this example apana😅

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

"babe kwani hio team nlikubaiya jezi yake Huwa haishindi "....wtf😭.

[Wambo @BoboWamboiKuria]

I think this really affects men so badly. My friend committed suicide when he caught his wife in bed with his friend. This made me dislike men who sleep with other men wives. My relative relocated to another country a year ago and abandoned his wife and kids cz of kugongewa

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha.. So jamaa flani alikam Baze jana.. Apparently alilala ndani on Friday last week after kushikwa na dem yake.. Makarao wakaomba 5k wawaachilie, adi 2k hakua nayo, dem akasema hana.. So mans akawaambia waachilie mama, abaki.. Adi Monday ndio beshte akamtoa