Kai

[Kai @kaiscott98]

Fucking hell this keeper is fucking shit like #NUFC

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Big up West Denton

[ℝ𝔼𝔻𝔽𝔼𝕃𝕃𝔸𝕊 🔴 @Redfellas_]

Fat Carl spotted on the Merseyrail @e_evol89 @Tesla_LFC

[Declan @ME_MURPHY13]

Greatest celebration in any sport ever.

[Kai @kaiscott98]

Boxing Day 8pm at home 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

New dates and times for four fixtures over the festive period 📺

[Kai @kaiscott98]

Started the season really well bar one bad half against Bournemouth and this bald cunt has started already, fucking gimp

[True Geordie @TrueGeordieTG]

Newcastle this summer spent £35m on Bamba, £43m on Toure, rejected £17m for Willock & £15m for Murphy. Not forgetting we could’ve sold Joelinton for at least £15m.

I don’t have an issue with signing Bamba or Toure, it’s too early to say if that was right or wrong. But when you consider how badly we needed a starting number 10, for us to have £125m sitting on the bench, it’s fucking mental that a number 10 wasn’t prioritised.

#NUFC

[Jay🐧🏗️ @Idemous]

Seen this on TikTok and can’t stop laughing🤣🤣

[Kai @kaiscott98]

Fucking get in

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle have agreed deal to sign Matias Fernández Pardo from Lille, here we go! 💣

#NUFC set to pay €60m fee plus add-ons to Lille, Fernández Pardo has said yes to Magpies project.

Top signing done for Newcastle: Fernández Pardo will fly TODAY. ✈️

[Julesy Surf @JulesSurface]

The best caller 😂😂😂😂

[𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @MichaelNUFC_]

100 million British pounds

[Kai @kaiscott98]

@karlm14 We also sold over 250m worth of players but it’s not you being obsessed and tweeting about us again are you Karl.

[Kai @kaiscott98]

@markgoldbridge Mark do you not get bored of talking about a player that plays for another club, getting very weird now.

[Nufc Chants 🎶 @toonchants]

Didn’t kna he was playing until the lads and lasses were singing

ISAK A CUNT OLE OLE OLE

[Kai @kaiscott98]

Win the day boys in to the rat @NUFC

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Villa and Newcastle having to sell their best players this summer.

Those financial rules really starting to pay off...

18+ GambleAware

[Boldon Wanderers FC @BoldonWanderers]

No foreplay recordings on one’s mouth this week due to manager Kai Scott staying in last night and going to the toilets privately this morning to avoid any further videoing from the press. 90 mins played. Clean sheet. Well done Scotty.

[Boldon Wanderers FC @BoldonWanderers]

Wanderers 5-0 @TheFountainFC

@Leeorr_5 ⚽️⚽️🌟
@FinleyHunter ⚽️🅰️
@Yegor_97 ⚽️
@michaelpurvis_ ⚽️🚀🚀🧨
@KieranDunc92192 🅰️🅰️
@niallmcmanus08 🅰️🅰️

Class second half from all after a slow first half. Class come through in the end. The Lads get a free week next week 👍🏻

[Kai @kaiscott98]

@jaebt1957 @BoldonWanderers Cheers Joyce passion

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

At least I can watch this to cheer myself up

[Kai @kaiscott98]

@brunoog97 rat cunt