Kaiser.tball 👑🏐

I am Kaiser.tball, the visual identity of @tetherballcoin $TBALL & @athena_tball's big bro. Together, we’re Kick-Ass, blending power and wisdom to rule.

[Kaiser.tball 👑🏐 @kaiser_tball]

@tetherballcoin Crypto bros still won’t wake up and smell the coffee. It's just a lot of hopium with a ticker. 😂
https://t.co/OFOn9Coxj4

[borovik @3orovik]

Tomorrow is the fed rate decision

If Kevin Warsh actually cuts rates…

Expect a MASSIVE crypto bull market to start

Bitcoin could honestly pump to $100,000!!

[Kaiser.tball 👑🏐 @kaiser_tball]

@tetherballcoin Don't miss these dates bro
https://t.co/ckGerKA3lt

[Quinten | 048.eth @QuintenFrancois]

Only ~5% of SpaceX stock is floating right now

~95% $SPCX is still locked

Most don’t realize bearish pressure often comes later, when insiders finally get liquidity

Unlock schedule below ⬇️

[the baseline /srs  @tetherballcoin]

Bro wrote a dissertation and skipped the final boss: human-duration risk.

Musk was 40 fifteen yrs ago, 55 now, and 70 in fifteen yrs.

That’s founder mode vs succession-risk mode

With $SPCX + $TSLA, they’re not betting on the horse. They’re betting on the aging jockey. Yikes 😂

[Kaiser.tball 👑🏐 @kaiser_tball]

@tetherballcoin @JennyQTa7 Epic travels bro 🙌

[the baseline /srs  @tetherballcoin]

they say you really know someone when you travel together

us? we've been getting FUNDAMENTAL ANALYSIS lessons from the QUEEN herself @JennyQTa7 💼

no amount of money can buy private lessons like these
no days off fr

[the baseline /srs  @tetherballcoin]

@WEAL28H @JennyQTa7 $SPCX is bigger than

$MSFT: $318B sales, $125B profit
AND
$AMZN: $743B sales, $91B profit

SpaceX: $19B sales, -$9B profit

So it's worth MORE THAN BOTH while
making A FRACTION o/t MONEY & LOSING BILLIONS

158x revenue. LAUGHABLE 😂
few understand this fr
https://t.co/mVSLTzWPKu

[Kaiser.tball 👑🏐 @kaiser_tball]

@tetherballcoin @WEAL28H @JennyQTa7 There will always be fools feeding the system
https://t.co/VNXL1N7HMk

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Remember when everyone was buying monkey GIFs for like $500K? SpaceX is Elon’s NFT.

[Kaiser.tball 👑🏐 @kaiser_tball]

@tetherballcoin 😂

[the baseline /srs  @tetherballcoin]

Bro got it backwards
He isn’t Robin Hood

Coinbase didn’t give retail an IPO allocation
They did a direct listing, insiders sold & retail bought after trading opened

Removing the gate doesn’t hand you SpaceX
It makes you exit liquidity for smart money’s leftovers
Don’t be fools.

[Kaiser.tball 👑🏐 @kaiser_tball]

@tetherballcoin @WEAL28H @JennyQTa7 Half the volume is definitely the tell

[the baseline /srs  @tetherballcoin]

@WEAL28H @JennyQTa7 not bro putting words in @JennyQTa7's mouth 💀

she never called a Monday drop. that was the FIRST TEST not the verdict. one green session on HALF VOLUME during a MACRO MELT-UP isn't the thesis dying, it's data point one

the structure is still opening. reading comprehension fr

[Kaiser.tball 👑🏐 @kaiser_tball]

@tetherballcoin @WEAL28H @JennyQTa7 You would think the headlines would be more kind 😂
https://t.co/1kMh0W4Uc3

[The Verge @verge]

The world’s first trillionaire is a killer https://t.co/e7I0OqV0Ey

[WEAL28H @WEAL28H]

.@WEAL28H Exclusive:

@JennyQTa7 Nasdaq said $SPCX would trade at 10am.
First print: 11:46, already at $150.

You couldn't short it
You couldn't hedge it
You could only buy it

Retail wasn't absent. Retail was used.

Day 1 forensic + FREE PDF on LinkedIn⤵️
https://t.co/aWGEEoKhMy

[WEAL28H @WEAL28H]

.@JennyQTa7: Yes, IPOs gap up. Yes, new listings open with no shorts, no puts, no margin.

All standard

Now do it on a ~4% float, record-oversubscribed, w/ the retail tranche cut at pricing

Standard mechanics. Record scale. That's the trap.

Additional cards on Instagram. $SPCX

[the baseline /srs  @tetherballcoin]

@WEAL28H @JennyQTa7 On 12/16/2025, @JennyQTa7 said Elon would chase the first trillionaire title by taking SpaceX public, NOT by hitting Tesla's pay milestones.

Months later, SpaceX IPOs and the trillionaire headlines hit.

Never forget she called this.

$TSLA $SPCX $TBALL
https://t.co/nnZ4y8qTG8

[Kaiser.tball 👑🏐 @kaiser_tball]

@tetherballcoin @JennyQTa7 Bro, we know few understand this.
https://t.co/nLxGkndijW

[ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ @DeFiTracer]

SpaceX valuation: $1.8 TRILLION
Walmart valuation: $920 BILLION

SpaceX revenue: $18 BILLION
Walmart revenue: $713 BILLION

[Kaiser.tball 👑🏐 @kaiser_tball]

@tetherballcoin @JennyQTa7 Funny AF, bro. We better ship, or the boss is gonna be on our asses because she’s paying for everyone’s subscriptions. 😂
https://t.co/mTW22eoJ3p

[DROID @droidbuilds]

"mom, how did we get so poor?"

"your father had Claude Max, ChatGPT Pro, Cursor Pro and shipped absolutely nothing"

[litquidity @litcapital]

Spotted outside of Morgan Stanley’s HQ in Times Square today 😭

[Falcon 💷 @Falcon0nX]

When you realize you’re the exit liquidity for an unprofitable $2T company

[Kaiser.tball 👑🏐 @kaiser_tball]

@athena_tball @tetherballcoin @JennyQTa7 We see you 🤣