Will Smith

Your friendly neighborhood Engineer.

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

@capellisport my jerseys were ordered six weeks ago and promised to be delivered in 3-4 weeks. It is still marked "awaiting fulfillment"

I have spent the last week being completely ignored by your customer service agents. Does an actual human run this account??? Will you help?

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

Wait, I thought we were reading Xings now

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

@nady_ice @yesjoshcan

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

@nady_ice Real Talk, Battlebit is fantastic

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

@nady_ice @yesjoshcan Don't threaten me with a good time.
#RollInitiative

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

The cops are going after the most blatant criminal to ever hold the office of president. Literally attempted a coup and then stole nuclear secrets. Literally.

Great value iron man: "y'all are just out to get him"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@alx There does seem to be far higher interest in pursuing Trump compared to other people in politics.

Very important that the justice system rebut what appears to be differential enforcement or they will lose public trust.

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

@HuntCityFC The team played thier hearts out.

Even down a player due to a truly OUTRAGEOUS hard red at the hands of a terrible center ref they pressed New York until the final minute.

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

@HuntCityFC Absolutely pathetic performance by the officials tonight

New York played the center ref like a fiddle. Had him fully trained 30 minutes in

The guys on sideline would watch a play 5 feet in front of them & not even raise a flag only for center to pull a yellow from 30 yards away

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

This is that hook echo that @spann had been preaching about for 20 years.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Average Weekly Wages
1973: $873
2022: $813

Median Home
1973: $30,200
2022: $433,100

Monthly Rent
1973: $108
2022: $2,002

Tuition and Fees at University of California
1973: $150
2022: $13,104

Boomer: But why can't the slackers pay for college & pay off their loans like we did?

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

@yesjoshcan @ClintGoodlett @CoachKyleMorris @IAmSharkface @wadebsmith

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

Let me coffee in the car by accident this morning. I swear it's hotter now than when I poured it.
#AlabamaSummer

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

@nady_ice

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

Apparently we are in the "cars autonomously subtweeting about their owner's driving" timeline.

And I am here for it.

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

@nady_ice Yall should see underwood take a corner since he installed these bad boys. #greased #lightning

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

I don't know who needs to hear this: NFTs are beanie babies 2.0

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

@yesjoshcan @cadetotheann

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

You know how I know Cincy can't compete in the SEC?

You gotta PAY for your DRINKS in the casinos up there.

[Will Smith @KaiserAbides]

•3rd and 1

•Incomplete pass

•4th and 2