KaiserAzteka

Voice Over IP padawan engineer 👨🏽‍💻| Sports ⚽️ 🏄🏽‍♂️ 🛹

[KaiserAzteka @KaiserAzteka]

@mbafraaude para llegar a la cima en este deporte hace falta mucho más que talento

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@JJRossi69 el primer argentino que puede ver más lejos del planeta 🪐 argentina …

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@jorgegavila @miseleccionmx para ti el futbol es como cuando ibas a la escuela … 🏫 estabas presente pero no entendías nada 😂 …

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@UTDMael Vela 🕯️

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@ReinaldoHex666 después de eso … ya pocos cosas se te hacen complicadas 🤪💀👻🤣

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@josedlujan ahhahaha … hace tiempo que vengo hablando de esto con mi círculo y no nada más IA 🤖.. “ingeniero API” … todo mundo quiere que le entregues API para todo, ya no quieren aplicar un poquito de ingeniería … 🤷🏽‍♂️

[KaiserAzteka @KaiserAzteka]

@josedlujan conte como 7 duelos .. no ganó ninguno … cuando el medio campo estaba lleno de jugadores y el tenia que botar para ir por el balón y poder adelantar el quipo no ganó una 🤷🏽‍♂️ … si tiene buena beca el amigo ….

[KaiserAzteka @KaiserAzteka]

@josedlujan si los que juegan aveces no entienden el juego, no esperes muchos de los aficionados 😂…. imagínate la gente piensa que quiñones ha sido el mejor de méxico 🤷🏽‍♂️….

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@josedlujan extra … romo siempre que la tiene le da
pausa al juego cosa que contra los coreanos era muy necesario para no entrar en su ritmo de juego …

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@CaptainInsightX that’s why i use a thinkpad 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@vibeonX69 think something you can not do it in windows … you can do that in linux ..

[KaiserAzteka @KaiserAzteka]

@BolavipAr como la
leche lala

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@priya_Thakur786 linux still so technical… and most developers do not even know how a computers works …

[KaiserAzteka @KaiserAzteka]

@florentfine windows to play, mac to get pay, linux to stay …

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@Sapekoides @florentfine win to play mac to pay linux to stay

[Roni Bandini @RoniBandini]

¿Me creerían si les digo que esto es una micro PC x86?

✅ Intel I3 8 cores
✅ 16 GB LPDR 4800 MT/s
✅ eMMC 64GB

Se llama @LattePandaCN MU y la fabrica @dfrobotcn 🔥

Ya tengo los carrier boards en 🇦🇷 Se vienen nuevas máquinas.

[KaiserAzteka @KaiserAzteka]

@josedlujan lo que pasa que es una posición no vistosa, pero es el equilibrio

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@josedlujan romo tiende mucho a ir hacia adelante

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

A developer automated his entire life with scripts. Then he quit. His coworkers found them.

The repo is called Hacker Scripts. 49,500+ stars on GitHub. Based on a true story.

The original story comes from a Russian forum around 2015. A build engineer left his company. His coworkers went through his old machine.

Here is what they found:

Script 1: "hangover"
If it is 8:45 AM and he has not logged in, the script emails his boss "not feeling well, working from home." Excuse pulled from a random list he pre-wrote.

Script 2: "kumar-asshole"
If a specific client emails with words like "help" or "trouble," the script SSH's into the client's server, rolls back the database to the last good backup, and replies "no worries mate, be careful next time." The client never spoke to a human.

Script 3: "smack-my-bitch-up"
If it is after 9 PM and he is still logged in, the script texts his wife "working late" with a random excuse from a pre-written list.

Script 4: "fucking-coffee"
The office coffee machine ran Linux. It had a TCP port open. Every morning, 17 seconds after he logged in, the script opened a telnet session to the machine and sent the brew command. A mid-sized half-caf latte. 24 seconds to brew. His coffee was ready the moment he walked to the kitchen. Every time. For years.

His boss thought he was the most responsive developer on the team. His wife thought he was always keeping her updated. His client thought he had the fastest support in the industry.

All four were talking to bash scripts.

Nobody noticed. For years.

His coworkers posted the scripts to GitHub when they found them. Developers around the world reimplemented them in 17 languages. Ruby, Python, Go, Java, Kotlin, PHP, PowerShell, Node.js, and more.

One legend. Seventeen languages. 150 commits.

The license is WTFPL. A real open source license. It stands for "Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License."

He did not automate his job. He automated his life. And nobody knew until he left.

49,500+ stars. WTFPL licensed. Legendary.