Kaiser Cavanah

My Three I's: Intelligence, Intensity, Insults.

[Kaiser Cavanah @KaiserCavanah]

@FictionPress Can you PLEASE address the scam artist issue on fanfiction/net? Here is a thread with complaints that is now over 100 pages long! Over 500 scam accounts have been identified. We have been blocking these users, but need a permanent solution!

https://t.co/D7MWxx0Ylq

[Kaiser Cavanah @KaiserCavanah]

@inntale Can you tell me who the artist is who drew Guenzor?

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@Evelin_haimo1 You're sexy. Are you single?

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I don't intend to let that limey bastard Daz have his "One Night Stand" #456, or listen to a fat televangelist preach about sodomy. I'm in.

[Kaiser Cavanah @KaiserCavanah]

@WCSFOfficial Yeah, you were the one with the child pornography.

[Kaiser Cavanah @KaiserCavanah]

#Onslaught14. Going old school. Cavanah's Corner with the Mafia.

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@AmosHess Thou shalt not maketh excuses for others being smarter than thou. Thou is too fat to sit on any kind of throne anyway. Cavanah 5:6

[Kaiser Cavanah @KaiserCavanah]

American by Blood, Asshole by Nature, Champion by Default.

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@THE_PCW Burke, is that you? If so, I just wanted to let you know that you should go away and never come back.

[Kaiser Cavanah @KaiserCavanah]

The hardest decision I've ever had to make... regarding the WCSF World Heavyweight Championship... will be made on Mayhem. #TuneIn

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@_SpencerMiller Yes. I finally understand. What needs to be done.

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@_SpencerMiller Fuck this company.

[Kaiser Cavanah @KaiserCavanah]

@WCSFoster YOU THINK *YOU'RE* GUTTED!???

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@SK_Sensational I'm just surprised you haven't sold your Battlefield spot yet. What's taking you so long?

[Kaiser Cavanah @KaiserCavanah]

Competition? I think not.

[Kaiser Cavanah @KaiserCavanah]

So, competition is: A black dude, an old dude, a midget, a guy who's never been world champion, a baseball player, and Sean freaking Knight.

[Kaiser Cavanah @KaiserCavanah]

Christian Bale. You're next.

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@_SpencerMiller lol

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@SK_Sensational I don't know if anyone has told you this before, but you're not actually a knight.

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@_SpencerMiller I was hoping you had matured a little after you won the IN title.