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9-5: working for it 5-9: sweating for it

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TV TAUGHT ME HOW TO FEEL AND NOW REAL LIFE HAS NO APPEAL

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Skittles Jontavious La Quavious Watermelon Kool-Aid Jackson is dead and I cannot continue with this life any longer

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I’m always talking about playing bumper cars on the road with idiots and someone with a Tesla brake checked me yesterday and it took every bit of me to not ram into it. Next time… 💋

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Gay Sarah Sarah or whatever they say

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GREEN AND BLUE SHARPIES SMELL DIFFERENT THAN THE REST ‼️

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If I talked the way I texted I’d be the f*ggiest f*g on the planet

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After a year of owning an espresso machine and using it at least three times a week, I have successfully pulled my first good shot. Will be selling cappuccinos out on the curb soon

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Booms went too hard 😤 #MLBdraft2k24

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@bigteesmallgirl Take it to reality ALWAYS

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@DaGamah_ That’s so raven 🫣

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@holy_schnitt @trysowen_

[Glass Animals @GlassAnimals]

incoming...

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@grace_lecreux @sweettreIieff Yooo other November 3rds!

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

They don’t know

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@DietWook I miss you bitch I need my bestie 😭

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Hey siri take me to agora hills by Doja pls

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I know they got the HOA in shambles 💀

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@awonderland @bigteesmallgirl TAKE IT TO REALITY 😍

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

Tomorrow 2pm PST I am dropping limited edition RUN, AWAKE & LONER vinyls in a special box set via https://t.co/lgAZsRWbNd. I am giving 3 box sets away. Retweet, like & Comment your favourite AW song to enter! I’ll announce winners tomorrow