Kaiserfx12

31 Year Old VideoGame fan, anime enthusiast, and amateur Concert enjoyer

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Kaiserfx12 @kaiserfx12]

Thanks New Orleans for the food!
Time to head back to good ol’ Orlando 🫡

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me when I hangout with someone for the first time

[fawn @fawnncel]

how it feels to fart in a bed that is not your own

[𝑰𝒎𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 @imminenceswe]

Live in concert down under with @IPrevailBand & @Invent_Animate
Photography by @IlonaGerasymova
From Sweden with love

[Avenged Sevenfold @TheOfficialA7X]

South Korea 🇰🇷 We’ll see you this October at @Busan_Rock.
Early bird tickets are available today at 14:00 KST. https://t.co/UsPdJAcK6x

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

*take advantage of the fact that you are young and have energy*

me everyday:

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A self-driving robot toilet that drives to your bed, washes and dries you, then returns to its dock to clean itself has been unveiled in China

Reports suggest it could cost around $4,000, depending on the model

[Lil. S @sergiohernndz]

“Arriba ese animo, ya es Martes”
- Yo:

[𝑰𝒎𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 @imminenceswe]

We proudly announce our return to North America. Performing live in concert in November & December 2026 with @dyingwishhc and @gaerea_official
Artist pre sale, available June 17th, 10.00 AM EST. Subscribe to our newsletter: https://t.co/vbWuhHjTyp
From Sweden with love

[kwistof @haierld]

I love hearing Tom Kenny say fuck in his SpongeBob voice

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“God Bless the beaver”

This dude from France went to Buc-ees and his life changed forever

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Curry Barker confirms that Focus are planning an awards campaign for ‘OBSESSION’.

(Source: https://t.co/cE4oaZOsRR)

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[Kaiserfx12 @kaiserfx12]

🫡

[Algorithm Teacher @AlgoTeacher]

How to keep track of your short girlfriend while shopping.

[𝑰𝒎𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 @imminenceswe]

Never sheathes, never sleeps
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬
https://t.co/E7m9URhKnS
From Sweden with love

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

Me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood