Kaiser Leib

Software isn't funny

[Aaron Kominos-Smith @funnyaaron]

Stand-Up Comedy Short: Comedian Aaron Kominos-Smith Chatting with a Montana math teacher. Thanks @kaiserleib for having me on! https://t.co/CqpuGITXEH via @YouTube

[Kaiser Leib @kaiserleib]

@pjdgallagher We used to describe our desk work as "strategic operating" instead of "tactical operating" and joke about our operator keyboards and operator glasses.

[Stage @heystage]

Slack changed its pricing last month for the first time since it launched in 2014 🤯. The goal: To grow revenue! But how? 👇

[Kaiser Leib @kaiserleib]

@karanortman @pjdgallagher This is a kitchen knife! It is only dangerous to mushrooms and tomatoes.

[Ben Bear @BenBear]

What’s a startup conspiracy theory you believe?

Mine: OKRs were actually a psyop from Google to slow down potential early stage competitors

[Kaiser Leib @kaiserleib]

https://t.co/gNUn7h2KNb

[Kara Nortman @karanortman]

What's every software co's highest anxiety problem?

PRICING 😱

That's why we at @upfrontvc are thrilled to back @pjdgallagher @kaiserleib + team from Loom, Juniper Square $5M seed round to attack this critical problem along w @williamhockey @scottbelsky @yoyo_thomas @vhmth 🚀

[Kaiser Leib @kaiserleib]

@kordindex Typeform + Zapier can do this. The documentation is a little difficult to find - I think you want "zapier paths" as a search term.

[Kaiser Leib @kaiserleib]

@jamesridle @innoutburger @SoFi @irab360 Great photo

[Kaiser Leib @kaiserleib]

@CypherKrunk No - that you can search for test accounts

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Data is easier to manage than humans.

[Kaiser Leib @kaiserleib]

@JQCaffeine @jamesridle @GeekFrmDStix @JQCaffeine man none these guys looking me up, they gotta at least see each other

[Kaiser Leib @kaiserleib]

@GeekFrmDStix @applitect @pmwolf3349 How does he have 1 tweet ever

[Kaiser Leib @kaiserleib]

@MrMcKizzle @jamesridle @Remymeow @arid_meme @ChexCereal Gotta have the key lime essence tho

[Avdi Grimm @avdi]

Legacy code is canon. You're writing fanfiction.

[Keith Braithwaite [email protected] @keithb_b]

@SimplyTalking @marick No, not unique. Programmers relate to programming languages similarly to the way fans relate to sports teams, or to authors; the way inhabitants to cities, or citizens to nations.

Programmers are pretty smart, as apes go, but are still apes.