Manfred

[Manfred @kaisermanfred]

RT@abigvictory The invitation just said"Let's get baked for 4/20!" Boy was he embarrassed when he showed up with a birthday cake for Hitler.

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every time we get together on thanksgiving, i'm like, tell everyone the story about how you gave meatloaf a handjob!

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and how touching and classy was it that the pallbearers all wore his famous as seen on tv blue shirt? he was truly the King of Adverts!

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question: why didn't they show billy mays' funeral on every channel like they did for MJ? looks like it was a good show: http://urlx.org/sh

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"Q: Is it proper to eat cheezburgers with your fingers? " - http://cheezburger.com/tw/?v1-105381 #lol #ichc

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Zombie Survival Tip-Throw all square headed Canadians to the first waves of zombies they love the taste of maple syrup.RT @pissedoffoldguy

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i think green is whorish.

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Zubaz is a word that means eye of the fucking tiger. Remember that. RT @zubaz

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You Have Three Days To Pick Your Facebook Vanity URL. Choose Wisely, Or You're Screwed. http://tcrn.ch/3Uk by @parislemon

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i can't imagine why Jimmy Fallon would want Zack Morris on instead of Screech. Dustin Diamond is my hero. or at least Slater or Belding!

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the return of Zack Morris? not so interested... the real news is the return of Zubaz pants! http://urlx.org/zubaz only $34.95!

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wait, why was twitter supposed to change my life or something? this is the first time i've said anything in a month.

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no stefan urquelle, you da man. http://dr35f.th8.us