Mark Kaiser

Father, guitar enthusiast, and Dude. This aggression shall not stand, man!

[Mark Kaiser @kaisermark]

Tell your friends in Florida they’re safe, now! What a hero!!!

Who needs the NOAA, anyway?! (And, sorry again, Alabama…)

#helene2024 #HarrisForThePeople

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

President Trump, a native New Yorker, was greeted by thunderous boos as he appeared in a suite at Madison Square Garden for Game 3 of the NBA Finals. https://t.co/LKgQGZ9ZLS

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

A simple message with big meaning: "I am somebody." We are grateful to Rev. Jesse Jackson for helping teach generations of children to believe in themselves and in one another. Thank you for being part of our neighborhood. 💛💚

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Democrats have officially lost a battle that should have been easy to win, due to their own political ineptitude. When will @TheDemocrats learn that you can't win a public debate by staying quiet?

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

If America is respected by the world once again, why do we have to always resort to violence?

Why are we desperately begging for help in the Persian Gulf, only to be rejected?

Why are our traditional allies so disgusted with us?

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

Secretary Hegseth needs to explain exactly what he meant when he said “no quarter." It's well established that it means to take no prisoners — to kill them instead of accept their surrender. That is illegal under U.S. and international law, would put our servicemembers at greater risk, and erodes the good order and discipline of the best military in the world.

My letter to the Secretary of Defense:

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Important to recognize that Kent isn't just a senior admin official. He was the Director of the National Counterterrorism Center. If there had been intel supporting White House claims about Iran, he was in a position to find out.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Rep @PeteSessions is now urging a US Marines invasion of Iran as "wisdom" to seize oil facilities, saying that invading an Iranian island is not "boots on the ground".

Maga is a traitorous anti-American cult. Give an inch, they'll take a country.

[Mark Kaiser @kaisermark]

Because double agents are the best agents… ?

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Joe Kent's boss Tulsi Gabbard is a natural born ship jumper who exits like Jerry Maguire when she doesn't get her way.

She shares his hate of the Iran war. More importantly, she's at the center of election rigging plans.

Now would be a good time for Dems to try luring her back.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: CBS refused to air this Colbert interview with Democrat James Talarico, who is running for Senate in Texas, after being intimidated by Trump’s FCC rules.

Trump is worried that democrats are about to flip Texas.

SHARE EVERYWHERE!!

[Mark Kaiser @kaisermark]

@GavinNewsom To be fair, I’d probably pick dogs over *most people*, because, unlike people, most dogs are amazing!

(Not a defense of this obvious *dog* whistle, though)

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious after a group of 125 presidential scholars put out their annual collective ranking of the presidents today, and both of Trump’s terms were unanimously ranked as the two worst in US history.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Really succinct

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Buttigieg on Fox News: "How did this criminal get a pardon from President Trump? Did he contribute to the ballroom project? Did he buy some of that cryptocurrency and make the Trump family wealthier? Why are these many fraudsters getting these pardons?"

[Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow]

Don Lemon and Georgia Fort have been released.

But the procedural history now emerging is unusual. Before the arrests, a federal magistrate judge found no probable cause to arrest them. The government appealed anyway.

Here’s why that matters—and what it signals more broadly.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Funny how the right is outraged at Fanone flipping off a congressman just days after celebrating a president flipping off a working American .

[Michael | Förtsch 🛰️ @micha]

Wenn ein Fotograf seine Leica wirft, dann weißt du, dass die Scheisse nicht nur dampft, sondern brodelt.

Das Foto zeigt John Abernathy, der gerade von ICE niedergeworfen wird, weil er Fotos machte. Das Foto stammt von Pierre Lavie.

https://t.co/o0YhoC44AW

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Trump is being told by GOP senators invade Greenland, you will be impeached and removed from office. Encouraging.