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[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

Spilled a bottle of breastmilk this morning and from this day on I'll NEVER use the phrase 'no point crying over spilled milk' again.

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

Day 4 post C-section, I FORGOT ABOUT THE CRYING 😭 (me, not baby 🤣)

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

@Dexxie57 I'm going to wear 32 badge to the school on Monday 😂

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

Me: how was school?

5 yr old: Great, I told all my friends and teacher you were 42

Me: but I'm only 32 😭😭😭😭

[Seán Ó Labhraí | ايان ‏لاوري @IanTLowry]

Bad News: Lotto Jackpot not won again

Good News: Maggie Thatcher still dead

[Flogas @FlogasIreland]

We are celebrating the 12 Days of Christmas and for Day 6 we have a Chromecast with GoogleTV to give away on Twitter.
To enter, follow us; like and RT this tweet!
Best of luck!
#FlogasChristmas

*Ends 12/12/21. Residents of Ireland only. Non transferable.*

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

This is brilliant 😂

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

I'm about to ask a very stupid question.

Can someone with some photoshop skills make my profile photo Christmassy.

I'm going to regret this.

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

Booked annual leave a few weeks ago for today.... and I can't even leave the house 😭😂 #StormBarra

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

Sorry but WHY THE HELL do the men's Penney's Christmas pajamas have pockets and the Ladies one's don't??? I have pocket needs too 🥲

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

5 year olds are ruthless, I was sitting there minding my own business and I overhear her ask the 3 year old will he miss mammy when she's gone? Excuse me but where the hell am I going exactly!!!

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

@SkyHelpIreland any advice on how to get through to someone by phone? I've tried but wouldn't allow me through to an advisor, so I whatsapped, took all the steps needed to book an engineer and then it was unavailable online to do so.

[Efferal @efferal]

Little known fact, the writings carved in stone in Newgrange are believed to be the earliest known plans for the metro north in Dublin

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

My 4 year old said she was drawing the family, she drew everyone great...until it got to me, she explained 'this is you, itssssss hiddddddeous isn't it, just looks at those ears'

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

I left a tub of stew in my car on a Friday once and didn't need to drive anywhere till the following Thursday....it was an experience I never need to go through again

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

Started the day off with winning a gift card from @FM104 @StrawberryFM104 🙌 Happy Tuesday

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

It's the perfect time to get a hobby really isn't it. Pity my hobby was to aimlessly scroll through Instagram, back to the drawing board

[Bloomberg @business]

Mark Zuckerberg’s personal wealth has fallen by nearly $7 billion in a few hours https://t.co/Qw1BMwVZTQ

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

Imagine if you had a new social media app ready to go, today would have been the perfect day to launch it 😂 #WhatsApp #facebookdown #instagram

[Áis💙 @kaisling37]

Said goodbye to my son at the Montessori door this morning and he shouts back 'up the flats' 😂😂😂 @StrawberryFM104